Dog park

Work place where most people spend time smelling asses, gossiping, and rolling in the shit they find, real or imagined. Bosses use it to control the "pack", to let the pack feel they have meaning in low paying, mundane occupations.

I'm off to the dog park to get my ass sniffed, and maybe have it licked by the boss.

by Butt Conner March 9, 2023

shoop dog

a baller who looks like a fag stick

look at shoop dog 😩

by everembob March 11, 2021

Dog Jaw

When you get bit by a rabid Dog you can get Dog Jaw and your jaw will lock up.

While walking around the park a loose Dog with rabies bit me causing Dog Jaw and my Jaw now hurts and locks up.

by Sharkynm June 4, 2021

Mad Dogging

To give someone a mad dog (the beverage) and have them chug it in one go.

This mofo won’t stop mad dogging me at 10am, what a dick.

by James (Dukes) Madison May 10, 2024

dogs

animals that are better than cats
they have fur and are cute

Dogs are better than cats.

by s i x t y n i n e February 15, 2022

Crotch Dog

In politics when a partisan claims that they are a 'watch dog' but somehow they never expose the lies, frauds and crimes of those that they support they can be called a 'crotch dog' instead of a watch dog.

The Mayor's watch dog Steve exposes the lies of every politician except for the Mayor... that's because Steve isn't a watch dog he's a crotch dog who likes to sniff the Mayoral Balls.

by Holly from OKCupid October 20, 2018

I like my dog

When someone is board and searchers it up.
Or
Someone who likes their dog/dogs and types it.

I like my dog.
Not to complicated to understand.

by ApErSoNtHaTiSbOaRdAf May 28, 2021