Zoom Struck

The state of shock you get when you meet someone for the first time when only interacting with them over Zoom.

Wow! You're taller than I expected. I'm Zoom Struck

by Cyire September 20, 2022

Zoolandered

When you cease to use intelligence and reasonable processes and instead revert to monkey like hitting and smacking of something to get it to work.

My car wouldn't start and at first I tried to figure it out but before too long I just Zoolandered it and the damn thing actually started up.

by anonymous October 4, 2022

Zoom and Shroom

Getting baked while on a large company meeting.

"Kev, I'm on a Zoom and Shroom. Let me call you later!"

by Jony Mike December 22, 2022

Zoocari Moochie Moochie

A statement used to describe people who are doing something stupid.

Ashley: Squidward was the krab from Spongebob right?

John: Zoocari Moochie Moochie *gesturing like a monkey*

by Oofer Gang January 21, 2023

Zoolaphile

A weird ass nigga who likes animals in a sexual way

Tom:This is some good zoolaphile porn

Tom's friend: Bro what the fuck.

by Qaundale January 28, 2023

Zoom Closet

It's way harder for LGBT people to be on Zoom without outing themselves! Your mom is like in the room.

Can you jump on this Zoom call with us later to plan the party?
Nah, I'm in the Zoom Closet!

by Tino Orbaega February 2, 2023

zoom cuck

The highest level of cuck. When your girl/partner doesn’t even want you in the room/building/zip code. You sit in a cuck chair elsewhere and watch the action via zoom/FaceTime.

Zach is so pussy whipped and his gf knows this. She made him be a zoom cuck and he tunes in every time as ordered.

by PuffyRI February 6, 2023