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Fiat Zombie

A specific set of zombies who don't really know what money is but take fiat money system as taken for granted. Zombification starts at an early age and is hardcoded into kids by fiat zombie parents. These zombies think spending is necessary to turn the wheels of economy. They also tend to shop for unnecessary stuff when they have access to money.
My Keynesian economics professor is such a fiat zombie.
by Readmore13 March 4, 2019
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slot zombie

A gambler at a casino machine who is oblivious to his/her surroundings.
She's such a slot zombie that a fight broke out at the craps table behind her and she didn't even turn around.
by Unidyne March 11, 2005
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a zombie

to be a zombie is when you hit some one up you once ghosted months-years ago. As if you resurrected from the dead. You came back from the dead and slid right back in.
You can be a zombie or someone else can be a zombie. Goes both ways.
God Jack is a zombie, have not talked in years and he hit me up just now!
by Honeyhay October 7, 2019
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Samurai Zombie Nation

1. An awesome game for NES

2. A game reviewed by The Spoony Experiment

3. Anything that is so stupid it's awesome
Example 1:
guy 1: hey i have an Idea a frige that makes mustard.
guy 2: that's Samurai Zombie Nation
by Tyler Pulliam April 23, 2007
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Bong zombie

A black man who smokes so much weed his penis shrinks and his brain gets fried
"Hey yo what happened to jaquis?" "That mf became a bong zombie on god" "Shiiit!"
by PkTheArsonist June 25, 2021
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Drama zombie

A 'drama zombie' or 'drama zombies' are people who never say anything and/or have little relevance, but when a drama comes along, they resuscitate and find a way to comment on the drama to get some attention and sympathy capital.

They often comment to make themselves look good or appear like the 'good guy' in every situation, but nobody really knows who they are except from their opinion on drama.
Person 1 : Who's this Louis guy and who asked for his opinion?

Person 2 : I don't know, he's a drama zombie, he only comes out to say his shitty take to exist.
by CharleneTwitch September 23, 2023
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Manhattan Free Shit Zombie

Because they pay a fortune to share a one bedroom apartment with Craigslist dipshits, buy 15 dollar martinis and 5 dollar coffees, expensive shoes, clothes or “man bags,” many of the younger denizens of Manhattan are usually broke. Because of their penury, which they are loath to admit, this group will turn to free or very inexpensive events to kid themselves that they're having a good time living in the overly expensive and neurotic shithole they call home.

Use of websites like Group On and Meetup is common. When a free venue is found (Free days at the museum, gratis concerts, movies and plays in the park, esoteric bullshsit lectures) they will turn into shuffling zombies, pack these venues to the rafters and squash any bit of fun you might have by inducing claustrophobia or annoying you with their "Got to crowd every little bit of experience into my fabulous life" insanity. When you see these people waiting on lines a block long they look like something out of a George Romero film.

Shooting these zombies though the head, although the preferred zombie eradication method, will usually lead to incarceration in a penal institution. Avoidance is the best tactic. And the only way to steer clear of Manhattan Free Shit Zombies is to go to events and venues that charge a fee. Any event with a price tag of over twenty dollars is usually sufficient to repel them.
Dylan – “Say, you want to go to the Guggenheim and check out the new exhibit? They don’t charge admission on Sunday night.”

Roger – “Fuck that shit. The place will be crawling with Manhattan Free Shit Zombies. Lets go have dinner at a nice restaurant instead. They can’t afford that."

Sally – “Want to go to Governor’s Island and catch that free reggae concert?”

Hilary – “Free shit. Must have…….”
by ZombieHater March 5, 2012
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