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Your Mom 

Say this every time somebody asks you a question
Teacher: Timmy, did you do ur homework?
Timmy: No, I did your mom

Nerd getting pushed around: Stop guys, that hurts
Timmy: Thats what ur mom said last night
Your Mom by Joel Bossy December 7, 2006

your mum 

"your mum" is the ultimate answer
what's six times nine? your mum! (i always thought there was something fundimentally wrong with your mum)
your mum by chuckyanutsup June 27, 2005
"Have you got the time?"
"Your mam."
your mam by Greg K Nicholson August 2, 2004

Your mother's mother's face

The next level in the progression of the "your mother" insults, after "your mother's mother" or "your mother's face". Should be used in the same meaningless fashion as "your mother", perhaps when you've run out of insults, or need a step up from the lame "your mother" insult already directed at you.
Person 1: What up
Person 2: Your mother
Person 1: Yeah well your mother's mother
Person 2: OHHH well your mother's mother's FACE!
Person 3: BURN!! He's got you there...

Your Mom Says Hi 

This means the person is saying he was witrh your mom last night and she said hi .
A obnoxious person would say this to annoy you
Your Mom Says Hi

Your Brother 

A alternative to your mom, your sister, your grandma, and your dad.
Teacher: What are you doing?
Whore at school: Your Brother