blue waffel

grossest thing of my life. I dies a little inside when I saw it...If someone ever asks you to look up a blue waffel...lests just say it has NOTHING to do with waffels...you will be foooooollled. nasty ew

another way of gooling you like *scary maze* for example: dude look up blue waffel! his friend: uhhhhhhm no man

by fuck biiitches get money January 4, 2011

Red Waffle

(1) A Ginger-pubes with a well-used Blue Waffle.

So-called cos all them Gingers are ALWAYS on the fuckin' blob.

Guy 1: What the hell is that smell?

Guy 2: Oh, that ginger whore is scratchin her gee, its the smell of her manky red waffle.

Guy 1: I'm hungry.

Guy 2: :-S

by redwaffle1 July 6, 2010

waffle-piss

The light to dark yellow urine that smells like bacon-flavoured snacks that is secreted from one's body after consuming excess amounts of said bacon-flavoured snacks, like Tayto Waffles, Bacon Fries or any other generic bacon-flavoured snack.

"Dude, I chowed down on some Bacon Fries and some Waffles earlier and now I've got waffle-piss somethin' bad!"

by dj357 December 19, 2007

blue waffle

do not ever google blue waffle you will die like fr you will never be able to use google again please just dont do it

ahhhhh. sees blue waffle* wtf did i just see

by holygrail2016 March 3, 2016

The waffle house has found its new host

a meme created by the Youtuber Jonny RaZeR that was created on a youtube short by his viewers.

Why is everyone saying "The waffle house has found its new host" everywhere?

by jurylmao January 17, 2023

Black waffle

A black woman who has a blue waffle

Stefanie was having a threesome with the garbadgeman and the nextdoor hobo , an awfull smell came up from between her legs. That's when they noticed she had a black waffle

by JesusLovesChildren August 19, 2011

waffle

A nice guy. (one day we were at dennys and realized that you always think about buying waffles, but then you always end up getting the french toast or something. It's not that there's anything wrong with a waffle, its just that the french toast is so damn tempting. So its the same for nice guys, it would make sense to go for one, but we never do. I mean, sure you'll leggo an eggo at home when nobodies looking, but yeah...)

Girl 1: Hey, why don't you go for Steve, he's so nice.
Girl 2: Ugh, yeah right, he's such a waffle.

by Pamela February 3, 2004