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WOKE: WILL ONLY KRITICIZE EUROPE.
In response to the "Bethany Mandel, Conservative author, struggles to define WOKE" issue of 3/23,
I commented on Christopher Rufo's 4/26/2023 video
"The Assault on Sexual “Normativity” Is an Assault on the Basic Structure of Reality"
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WOKE = Will Only Kriticize Europe.
8:30 CR understands WOKE as James Lindsay does. JL: "Communism doesn't know how." "Ruthless criticism of all that exists." CR: "It functions almost entirely on the process of negation." and he then proceeds to throb with commie-wrecker energy.
But his formulations for WOKE, while accurate, aren't as short and snappy as mine. ;)
There was a need, a few weeks ago, for a SHORT & SNAPPY definition of WOKE.

Here's one to take & run with!
"Only" to be taken in many senses.
Woke will never criticize non-European cultures; Woke will never be able to do anything by itself.
WOKE: WILL ONLY CRITICIZE EUROPE.
by Didaskalos April 26, 2023
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Woke

An adjective used to describe people whi are utterly incapable of holding an opinion contrary to the government-approved narrative.
My woke sister unironically believes gender is a social construct.
by FDC 1 March 21, 2024
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Woke

Anything that is even mildly progressive that the American right doesn't like.

Examples:
Disney - Had a LGBT background character a few times.
Bud Light - Sponsored a trans woman once.
Target - Had pride merch in June once again just like every year, but it was only this year that conservatives made a fuss about it.
M&Ms - Temporarily changed the design of the green M&M as a marketing stunt in order to distract from their allegations of child slavery.
"M&Ms is so woke they changed the GREEN M&MS SHOES!!! Damn liberals at it again!"
"You know that N&Ms has been accused of child slavery? That this is all just a distraction?"
"Shut up wokie!"
by KrimsonKatt August 16, 2023
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woke

when you wake up

i dunno

people always say "stay woke" I am awake dumb bitch
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woke

That which conservatives don't like.
We must destroy the woke NHS so we can profit off of people's suffering.
by Deccers09 April 13, 2023
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Woke

A person, or movement, that encourages and affirms actions that go against God regarding to sexuality and gender.
"Have you heard of that group on twitter?"
"Yeah, they are pretty Woke."
by BADBOY17Watchdog November 28, 2023
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Woke

Awareness or deep understanding of a topic, issue, or concern. A clarity of causations.
Some people are woke when it comes to racism, yet they do little to become a true ally.
by Okisee March 28, 2021
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