A quantum superposition wherein a piece of media (such as a film, television or streaming series, etc) is simultaneously "woke" and "not woke" until that piece of media is either a financial success or failure - at which point, whiney conservatives on the internet will label it "woke" if said media bombs and "not woke" if it succeeds, thereby resolving the superposition. This strategy handily allows them to maintain their delusional worldview and avoid acknowledging the reality that the majority of the population, progressive or otherwise, just isn't that bothered by, for example, a black woman in this or that Star Wars show.
Internet conservatives before the Mario movie came out: "The Mario movie's going to bomb because it's woke, Princess Peach is such a girlboss! gEt wOkE gO bRoKe!"
THE SAME internet conservatives after the Mario movie came out and made bank: "The Mario movie sold like gangbusters because it rejects woke, something something Chris Pratt!"
A normal person: "Schrödinger's Woke strikes again!"
THE SAME internet conservatives after the Mario movie came out and made bank: "The Mario movie sold like gangbusters because it rejects woke, something something Chris Pratt!"
A normal person: "Schrödinger's Woke strikes again!"
by ZackAkai July 11, 2024
Get the Schrödinger's Wokemug. To be hateful racist ,intolerant and sexist without repercussion as well as pushing toxic degenerate behaviour and pushing fringe minority immoral behaviour onto the masses. While pretending to be virtuous and a being of morality which is a false and leads to more hatred and division
by Count R December 22, 2024
Get the Wokemug. Woke Virus: Dr. of Medicine - Dr. Steven Willing - The Psychology of Wokeness:
1. Moral absolutism-we're right, but everyone else is wrong.
2. Virtue-Signaling-Letting others know just how good you are.
3. The will to control - Determination to dominate others.
7 Signs You've Gone Woke
1. You lack critical thinking ability.
2. You identify with progressive issues (indoctrination, socialism, accepting abominations, animals-plants over human life worshiping and making sacrifices to Molech.
3. You are rebellious against GOD and Western Judeo-CHRISTian Values (LOVE, Foregiveness,etc.).
4. You have BLIND devotion to the cause of redressing perceived injustice , especially economic and racial injustice.
5. You are offended by everything.
6. You seek to silence anyone who disagrees with you.
7. You embrace spirituality (Lucifer), but reject religion
1. Moral absolutism-we're right, but everyone else is wrong.
2. Virtue-Signaling-Letting others know just how good you are.
3. The will to control - Determination to dominate others.
7 Signs You've Gone Woke
1. You lack critical thinking ability.
2. You identify with progressive issues (indoctrination, socialism, accepting abominations, animals-plants over human life worshiping and making sacrifices to Molech.
3. You are rebellious against GOD and Western Judeo-CHRISTian Values (LOVE, Foregiveness,etc.).
4. You have BLIND devotion to the cause of redressing perceived injustice , especially economic and racial injustice.
5. You are offended by everything.
6. You seek to silence anyone who disagrees with you.
7. You embrace spirituality (Lucifer), but reject religion
by THE-INTELLECTUAL July 27, 2024
Get the Wokemug. A romantic, sexual, or other intimate relationship where both individuals are conscious of and actively engage with social justice matters, and power dynamics within their relationship.
Mark: “They pride themselves on having a woke relationship where they regularly discuss how social issues impact their interactions and make conscious efforts to create equality by combatting implicit biases.”
by dazzletune March 17, 2025
Get the woke relationshipmug. by Ihavetastyballs September 25, 2022
Get the Wokemug. Woke has replaced the word gay as a negative adjective für situations in which style or behaviour need to be insulted.
"Look at that guy! He's wearing a small brandname clutch-bag on his torso.
That looks so fucking woke, man."
That looks so fucking woke, man."
by DeinFater January 21, 2024
Get the Wokemug. by jackfilms123 May 6, 2018
Get the Finna Wokemug.