infinite wipe

Infinite wipe glitch is when you take a fat shit and no matter how many times you wipe some brown appears on the toilet paper.

After I took a dump I got the infinite wipe glitch.

by HotDog456 January 27, 2024

Ass-wipe

Like a lick-ass, but x10. An ass-wipe doesn’t just lick their ass but they lick it, wipe it and clean it too. Mostly goody-two-shoes but could be anyone

“Luke is the BIGGEST ass-wipe to Mr Smith, he problay has a secret shrine to him.”

by coconut scones❤️ February 19, 2019

Bugosy wipes

Wet wipes specifically used after having intercourse. They are butt, goober, pussy wipes. BUtt, GOober, PUssy wet wipes to clean after coitus. Bugosy wipes.

Hey babe, that was incredible, can you hand me a bugosy wipe? I need to clean my goober.

Hey babe, that was the best ever, can you hand me one of those wet wipes, the bugosy wipes. I need to wipe the cum off my pussy and butt.

by anonymous November 25, 2023

Ass wipes

1) another word for toilet paper.
2) a name to call a group of people you hate.

"Shit I need to buy some ass wipes and beer."
"Those guys are ass wipes they took our women."

by Kelly-182 July 6, 2016

Swipe and wipe

When you are taking a shit and you go to online Dating (Tinder) and swipe whilst in the midst of your bowel movement. When finished wiping, swipe and wipe is complete.

I matched with her during swipe and wipe.

by Eric PH November 7, 2020

mind wipe

Learning something that completely shatters your paradigm of what was possible.

“That movie is a mind wipe.”

“I can’t believe who she’s with, that’s a complete mind wipe!”

by ThinkTank132 July 9, 2010

Cooter Wipe

A person who, while not being a douche bag, is still worse than an ass wipe. They will be sodden with bacteria and detritus, and smell almost as disgusting as their little black souls.

I sure did, E. That guy was a total cooter wipe!

by e.dawg August 28, 2010