will advise

Corporate jargon for Fuck Off.

I am working on the Alabama case files right now, and will have them on your desk by 4pm, unless you call me into another meeting about the break room microwave again.
Will Advise.

by Disgruntled Co-Worker February 24, 2014

Will

You just hold me!!!!

Two arms preferably ❤️

I would do anything to be in your arms!!!

One day I will be in your arms!

I live for one day❤️❤️❤️
Just imagining it, brings tears to my eyes.

I want you!
I want to look you in the eyes and say I love you.. always ❤️❤️
One day❤️❤️

by My ❤️ will never stop 4u January 16, 2023

willoughby hills

the ghettoest place for rich people

"dude i used to live in this dump in willoughby hills right next to a fucking mansion"

by anarchistally January 23, 2009

Will

A short boy, blond, with amazing blue eyes. Not the cutest, but likeable in his own sweet way. Speaks out, is really smart, and has a wonderful sense of humor. Takes his relationships really slow, so don't be discouraged and stay patient. Wait for him to make up his mind and take the first step. If you get him, never let him go. He knows how to make a girl happy, and does it quite well.

I love you Will, so just take your time.

by Super sexy beast March 4, 2012

When the person you love will never love you back...

It's an amazing feeling, full of tears and an overwelming sense of love that will drive you crazy and never let you go. This person will enter your life and never leave, even if it is just in your mind. You will lose sleep planning how you'll smile at them, or how what you'll talk about if you happen to bump into them. You'll plan your whole day around them, notice every change in them, every bit of happiness, every bit of sadness and you'll conjure up amazing fantasy's which you know will never come true but you tell yourself that there's always room for dreaming. You'll want to talk about them all the time, discretely of course, mentioning them as much as possible, practicing how their name will roll of your tounge, you might even try putting your surname on their name or the other way round. It may seem like i'm describing obsession, but it's really just love.

'When the person you love will never love you back...' 'I haven't slept for weeks thinking of how i love them so much yet the have no idea..'

by almostlover December 28, 2011

Roger Wilco

Space guy and janitor extraordinaire, main character of the Space Quest series by Sierra On-Line.

When Roger Wilco isn't mopping floors, he is usually out about protecting the universe from super villain Vohaul, escaping the likes of Arnoid, rescuing the Two Guys from Andromeda and hanging out drinking Keronian Ale.

by Noobsin3d October 11, 2011

Wilko

Wilko (Dirived from the name of the England Rugby star Jonny Wilkinson) Is a term used for taking a poo. This is because of the stance he takes when he is about to kick the ball, hands grasped legs slightly bent like hes forcing out a fat one.

Courgh someones layed a stonken Wilko in the bog!

Or. I'm off for a wilko, think it was that Rojan Josh!!

by toplad2012 October 23, 2012