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Vanilla sexy

1. (adj) A term used to describe a man or woman who is of extremely pale complexion, and is strangely sexy because of it.

2. (adj) A term typically used to describe females who are sexy, but in a plain way. This is not necessarily a bad thing. See example below.

3. (adj) A term used to describe a man or woman who "knows the moves" but lacks the looks.
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1. "That man was so pale... and the fact that he is hot because of it is disturbing yet enticing"

2. a) "My girlfriend is vanilla sexy... she is not too special but she's all I need"

2. b) "I have to give her credit, she tries pretty hard. She knows exactly what to do, but she just doesn't attract me, unfortunately"
by smokeception November 9, 2012
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Vanilla Oreo

When a skinny white boy dates a white girl who is twice his size
Chris- "Did you hear about Matt and Rachel?"
Brad- "No! Did they make a Vanilla Oreo?
Chris- "Yes"
by thenuggetbaby January 11, 2015
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Vanilla Brownie

When a girl shits on the ground during sex, and the man cum's on it.
Alex shat on the ground during anal intercourse so Felix came on it, thus creating a Vanilla Brownie.
by thepussaypenetrator69 May 30, 2015
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vanilla rootbeer

a combination of vanilla and rootbeer it is low key the most amazing drink ever
that vanilla rootbeer is in fire
by Misikir Atlaye October 4, 2016
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Vanilla Fudge Cake

When 2 guys lay down butt to butt and shat on eachother while rubbing it on each others body's
Me and my bro made a vanilla fudge cake last night on the couch.
by anonamous:) April 23, 2017
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Vanilla queef

After cumming in a woman in doggy style, she queefs multiple times and your cum begins to bubble and/or come out of her vagina.
1. Damn, Ted! My wife totally vanilla queefed after sex last night.

2. See that girl over there? I hear she’s a Vanilla Queefer.
by anonymous October 25, 2017
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vanilla beaning

This morning everyone left the house, leaving me alone with my thoughts and my hand. After talking to this hot Canadian i slipped my hand inside my panties for some vanilla beaning.
by RyattBear December 12, 2017
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