sleeze vag

Female version of the stereotypical “sleeze bag”.

Saw this chic while at the bar the other night. She was such a sleeze vag, rubbing up on al these different guys trying to get free drinks. They didn’t want anything to do with her and she didn’t get the hint. It was almost creepy.

by Jennbec1 May 15, 2018

Sleeze vag

Female version of the stereotypical “sleeze bag”.

Low class person, typically in a sexual way.

Saw this chic at the bar the other night. She was hitting on every dude there, rubbing all up on them, just for a drink. Total sleeze vag.

by Jennbec1 March 29, 2018

bling vag

(n) bling bling for the vagina. Often used to spruce the region up, sometimes used to distract from reality.

John and buddy Sam go to bar. John and Mary meet at bar. Mary seduces John. Sam leaves alone. John goes home with Mary. Mary takes clothes off for John. John eats out Mary. Then they have sex. Then John Goes home.

Johns face breaks out over the weekend and goes to work on Monday. John see's friend Sam....

Sam: "Hey John, how was Mary"

John: "She had some bling bling on her Va Jay Jay and that shit was sweet tasting. I'm going back over tonight."

Sam: "She's hot. But. That was bling vag - they distract from reality. She was covering up the herpes that you now have on your face. I gave them to her. Bling Vag baby. Bling Vag."

John: " You Mother Fucker! You're lying!"

Sam: "No, for real. I gave her the bling vag to help her feel better about herself."

John: speechless

Same: "But they probably make bling bling for the face too. Isn't that why people have gold teeth or grilz?"

by boredat1129-407baby! January 25, 2011

Vis Vag

Like camel toe, but with a better view. Usuallu due to flying commando or wearing thin, tight, light colored pants.

"Did you see that camel toe?" "Hell, I could see the fur. That was some Vis Vag."
camel toe moose knuckle

by Uniquehorn June 27, 2014

vag-a-snatch

Adj. Female "bits and pieces!"

"I saw that hoes vag-a-snatch, damnnn!"
"Her vag-a-snatch was tastey"
"Look at that strippers vag-a-snatch"
"Jane likes her vag-a-snatch licked"

by manda1984 November 10, 2013

Vag Stick

A tampon or intra uterine devise. could be a penis

Miss do you have a spare vag stick, im on the rags?

by DirtG June 10, 2010

sagged in the vag

A way to describe a woman who is born under the star sign Saggitarius.

A: You know that one chick?

B: No.

A: Shes totally sagged in the vag!

by AG1k May 30, 2023