vag

a group of clams (preferably clams that have already opened their shells). Similar to a "pride" of lions or a "pack" of wolves.
The budding marine biologist spotted a vag of clams on the sea shore.
by hotscratch82 May 10, 2010
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le vag

The French-originating term for the leverage women can and may deploy over men, as a result of the lust men often experience, i.e., "blind lust."

The word le vag is believed to have originated from term, "le vagin," which is French for vagina. This term was shortened such that it more closely resembles that of leverage, thus referring specifically to the leverage women can and may deploy to control men otherwise blinded by lust.
"Bro, you let that girl exert le vag over you."

Man 1: "I can't believe you did all that shit for her man, what were you thinking?"
Man 2: "Bro, I wasn't thinking so much, she's beautiful. Le vag, that's all I can say."
Man 1: "Yeah, le vag. Well, at least you were respectful and helpful, but you didn't need to do all that, unless you really like her?"
Man 2: "I don't know her well enough yet. And yes, you live and you learn."

Woman 1: "I heard through the grapevine that your boy is upset you're controlling him."
Woman 2: "Listen, he's an adult; he is perfectly capable of standing up for himself."
Woman 1: "He said you use le vag to control him."
Woman 2: "Well, it only works because he's horny. And I'm not his Mom. He's and adult, he can take responsibility for his own behaviors. If he ever told me he's too busy, I'll take care of stuff myself, I'm an adult too.

Woman 1: "You're right, we're all adults. And it's not like this is quid pro quo, though men certainly seems to think of it that way sometimes."
Woman 2: "Yea, I'll bring it up with him. I hope we can have a mature conversation together."
by youngboywhoneedstogrowup April 15, 2020
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vag-scraps

Pussy juice in a man's beard after oral sex
I always wash my face after eating out my girl to get the vag-scraps out.
by BigByll August 18, 2018
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vag vender

a woman who sells her vagina for crack.
"THE VAG VENDERS IN TOWN! VAG FOR EVERYONE!"
by orange123 March 2, 2009
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Vag Samosa

Like an Alabama Hot Pocket but done by indian (desi) people
bhai I gave bhabhi a crazy vag samosa last night, it was crazy
by char_char_finks June 18, 2021
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Chewbacca Vag

An extremely hairy vagina, one that will make you go out the door as soon as you see it.

The name comes from the fact that it resembles chewbacca, a wookie from starwars
James: how’d it go last night with Charlene
Nate: I left, she had Chewbacca Vag
by SulphurS16 March 23, 2022
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vag-stag(2)

Something that is totally bullshit; an action that has negative consequences; a universal word for anything, good or bad.
Kyle: o my god! Are you kidding me dude? We're getting sent to school in this weather, again? This is some straight vag-stag(2)!

Jay: shut up you wench!

*note: word does not include (2)
by ďř.mxp¥ January 17, 2011
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