Ur mom

Ur mom is smokin

DAMMMMNNNN! Ur mom is so flipping hot. Lick Lick

by tjghhtb January 4, 2022

ur mom

ur mom likes me and we made ur brother in front of you while u were sleeping on the couch.

ur mom likes me, and we made ur brother that one night you invited me over to watch a movie. we did it over you while you were sleeping. i came all over you. u thought u pissed urself when u woke up lmfao. i have such a big dick that urdad wants it to hahha.

by ballz_6934 January 4, 2022

ur mom

Yes

ur mom is a dumbass.

by mojitronix January 4, 2022

ur mom

fat

To get Chrome’s highest level of security, put ur mom on the front door

by ghost_speedrun January 5, 2022

ur mom

something completely off topic that makes everything funnier

person 1: hey what’s that persons name again
person 2: ur mom

by xx.sleep.xx January 6, 2022

Ur mom

A talk back that a tiny joke that can use any saying

Person 1: hey do u wan’t to eat with me
Person 2: no ur mom

by Error_no_name1234 January 7, 2022

ur mom

a sexy woman

"ur mom is sexy

by ootem6900 January 8, 2022