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Oliver Twist

A sitting helicopter where you hold your hand against the tip of your cock while moving it in a circle.
He's doing the Oliver Twist!
by IncognitoMan1 February 8, 2022
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don't get your ham in a twist

this is a ruder version of:
don't get your knickers in a twist

but it literally means - don't get your fanny in a twist

it can also refer to ugly vaginas that appear "twisted" , telling a woman that she has a twisted ham can mean that they have a gross or ugly vagina or it can mean that they are unfeminine. Telling a man he has a twisted ham means that he is too feminine and or a male prostitute which would mean that his asshole has stretched out so much that it looks like an ugly vagina.
both person 1 and 2 are arguing
person1- * arguing and being a cunt*
person2- ' don't get your ham in a twist '
by nishishishi June 9, 2019
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Tijuana Twist

A Tiajuana Twist is when you don't cum a lot so when you're about to jizz on ur girlfriends tits, you spin your dick around so it gets everywhere and looks like a lot.
Carl: Dude how'd you cum so much?
Bill: I didn't, i gave you the Tijuana Twist!
by Progressive Auto Insurance August 20, 2009
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jizzy twists

When your cum sprays in in a corkscrew motion. Usually from extensive masturbation.
Kyle was viscously jacking off and he made jizzy twists.
by WhiteLightning12 April 5, 2016
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linguini twist

The involuntary dance move made when you have already came and your dick is super sensitive and she still continues sucking anyway
Damn bro after I already came in her mouth and she kept sucking and I couldn't hold it in my knees got weak and couldn't stop myself from doing the linguini twist
by Zaklore July 11, 2023
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Upper Muley Twist

When you tell someone you'll be back at a reasonable time, but then actually do a 20 mile hike and get back 3 hours after sunset. What a twist.
"Let's pull an Upper Muley Twist on Kelsey tonight. She'll never see it coming."
by slot_shots October 14, 2022
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twisted milkshake

The act of cumming in someones canalis analis before unloading a fat ass fart
by mafakka123 April 5, 2022
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