[turtle waxer]

A man that is pussy whipped

Mike is such a turtle waxer. He ditched us to go shopping with his girlfriend.

by nick clementseee January 28, 2009

turtle tunnel

uncircumcised penis

he has a turtle tunnel... i looked and didnt know what to do.

by turtle tunnel lover :] April 15, 2010

Turtle Sippin

While smoking marijuana out of a spoon pipe you hit the pipe through the carb hole creating much thicker smoke. Called turtle sippin due to the bowl looking like a turtle.

I was turtle sippin hella hard

by Woodi101 November 23, 2010

Turtle Jogging

the act of having sex with an easy woman

Jim headed to the cougar bar in hopes for some turtle jogging.

by timpr August 1, 2011

turtle dumping

Over a period of time your relationships crumbles slow and steadily, starting with disagreement and great displeasure ending it off with just complete boredom between the relationships.

Tim: Amy you're so boring, fucking stop arguing with me.
Amy: no you stop.
2 months later
Tim:...I hate you...
Amy:...I hate you too...
Tim: good were finally agreeing and im turtle dumping you.

Amy: ok good!

by laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013

Turtle Toucher

Anyone who is weird, acts in a slow, special, awkward manner.

Brailee's fuck buddy Jonas is a 12 year old turtle toucher.

by Gdin22 January 28, 2015

turtle fire

When a party or event is sneaky lit.

Dude John this concert is turtle fire.

by Cubsfan1475 December 28, 2016