Dick: What in the hell was that?
Jane: It was a barking turtle.
Dick: Pee-yooo...
Or, alternatively,
Dick: I think someone just broke into the house.
Jane: No, it was just my turle barking.
Dick: Pee-yooo...
Jane: It was a barking turtle.
Dick: Pee-yooo...
Or, alternatively,
Dick: I think someone just broke into the house.
Jane: No, it was just my turle barking.
Dick: Pee-yooo...
by Daphne M. September 21, 2007
Get the barking turtle mug.noun or adj.
a place or group of people, in which the majority of the those present are male
Example without using word: This party is turning into a total sausage fest.
Derivitive:
total sasauge fest
total sasuage - uage = total sas
total sas = turtle sauce
a place or group of people, in which the majority of the those present are male
Example without using word: This party is turning into a total sausage fest.
Derivitive:
total sasauge fest
total sasuage - uage = total sas
total sas = turtle sauce
Dude, this party is so turtle sauce.
If any more guys come to this dance, I'm going to bounce, its turning into a turtle sauce.
If any more guys come to this dance, I'm going to bounce, its turning into a turtle sauce.
by negrodamusstillpimpin March 31, 2008
Get the Turtle Sauce mug.When you have to go to take a shit so badly that you choke the turtle on its way out - making it purple.
John: Code brown.
Sally: Do you really have to go that bad?
John: Damn right, I've got a purple turtle.
Sally: Do you really have to go that bad?
John: Damn right, I've got a purple turtle.
by JandN August 28, 2009
Get the purple turtle mug.What happens to males when they swim in cold water. The action of the penis retracting into the body to save heat.
by Daren August 18, 2003
Get the turtle dick mug.The shittiest neighborhood in the Pittsburgh area. It is a place where rats and trash sell drugs to each other and commit hate crimes for fun. Residents call themselves "Crickers", because they are stupid hicks. It is the home of Woodland Hills, a.k.a. Woody high, a disgraceful institution for the lowest of human life.
by Tyronius October 23, 2005
Get the turtle creek mug.A turtle cock is an uncircumcised dick that retreats into the foreskin, leaving just the tip exposed - thus resembling a turtle with its head poking out. A turtle cock is usually accompanied by a serious muzzie
Not to be confused with turtle cawk
Not to be confused with turtle cawk
bro 1: Look at the turtle cock on that motherfucker!
bro 2: I bet you he has a fat muzzie to go along with it!
bro 2: I bet you he has a fat muzzie to go along with it!
by derpityderrp September 5, 2013
Get the Turtle Cock mug.Dr. Quinn's BIZARRO counterpart.
Quinn: "Why does my guy look like an egg, how is that--"
Turtle face: "Bizarro!"
Quinn: "OH DEAR SWEET GAWD!"
Turtle face: "Bizarro!"
Quinn: "OH DEAR SWEET GAWD!"
by Sub-Zero June 26, 2005
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