A twist on the “tanking” sexual practice of inserting the testicles into an orifice (normally the pussy), toilet tanking is fucking someone in the ass and inserting the balls inside the ass.
by TigerSkeet April 14, 2018
The act of leaning forward whilst taking a shit that comes out in ball-shaped projectiles which tend to splash toilet water forcefully upward at one's scrotum and into one's anus; leaning forward to avoid such a splash.
friend: "Why the hell is there toilet water all over the floor?"
man: "Oh... had to do a toilet lean. My taint was getting soaked."
man: "Oh... had to do a toilet lean. My taint was getting soaked."
by 1freeradical November 18, 2011
Kinda like cockblocking but different: when you have a roommate who's always in the shower when you badly need to use the toilet.
When I got home from class yesterday I really needed to drop a deuce but as usual, my telepathic roomie was toilet blocking me so I had to poop in my trash can.
by skeptic_here May 16, 2016
by im110percentright October 29, 2019
She had to relieve herself, but was terrified of being scrutinized by the others at the party whilst using the Pittsburgh Toilet.
by Spanx D. Mon'quie April 06, 2022
Involuntary verbal expressions of an intense nature made during a bowel evacuation of an equally intense nature.
by thedangersofboredom July 07, 2021
I forgot to bring the new issue of GQ with me to the crapper, i guess I'll just play with my toilet toy.
by The Lust Of Russ February 23, 2018