Tainted swampy gooch slime

When you're gooch is tainted with with swamp slime.

Jax is a tainted swampy gooch slime.

by AustinAsh February 11, 2015

Wat (Wet Ass Taint)

When the area between your dick and your ass is extremely moist, all the time! Also known as swamp taint or greasy taint.

Every time I watch the newest Nicholas Cage flick, I found myself with a wat (wet ass taint).

by Jetfavre July 23, 2021

Smack My taint, n call me daddy

something you say when you are surprised/ happy about something.

"How much is this car?" -me
"$500"- man
"seriously?" "Smack my taint, n call me daddy!"-me

by Bailey Gynther February 16, 2020

Satans Taint

Shot consisting of One part Tabasco / one part Ever-clear lit it on fire.

Satans Taint is Hot as hell & Taste like shit

by Peter Sloterdijk June 2, 2022

horse taint

the person of which whom you are sometimes also referred to as a BIRD

"that guy is being a total bird", "No!, a horse taint"

by Pissingonbabyturtles February 18, 2021

Tip to Taint

Defines the ultimate goal of any girl where her intent is to engulf your entire member in a near scandalous blow job.

Holly shit is Sally good; she took me tip to taint until I could feel her bottom lip on my asshole.

by Angus McCracken March 26, 2020

Taint tassle

When you have some shit that moves down to your perineum to form a shit stalagtite hanging from it.

Seamus didn't wipe all the shizzle from my crack so now I feel a taint tassle tickling my leg

by Gooeytomato March 15, 2025