fail token

A fail token is any object tossed towards another person when they have decidedly failed at some task.

Reab: I just threw my cat in a blender
Linkzell: <toss>
Reab receives "fail token".

by Reab April 18, 2010

stalker fail

When a friend, or acquaintance is un-aware of a very obvious fact regarding yourself.

Wow! I can't believe you didn't know i had a car, what a stalker fail.

by awesomenesstasity May 30, 2010

effort fail

the act of putting in a lot of effort, yet resulting in a fail.

*ugly chick attempting to put on make-up to look hot*
Guy: woah dude, what an effort fail.

by largh June 2, 2009

Fail Band

Any band that tends to fail at multiple factors of being a band, i.e; music, promotion, name. A sad excuse for a band.

Burning Cold is the most epic fail band ever!

by lionheart23 February 8, 2010

Fail banana

The little picture shown when Tr.im, the popular URL trimmer in regularly used by the more savvy members of the much-maligned Twitter, runs out of bandwidth and is therefore unable to redirect the trimmed link. Instead it shows a banana skin and apologises for the problem.

A more and more common problem as the amount of Twitter users increases.

Stephen Fry: Trim fail banana :(

by zekepliskin December 6, 2009

Failing At Life

Failing at Life is being dead, put simply.

"Gramma's funeral was really sad. All they talked about was her failing at life."

by Jess S-J May 27, 2008

Asian Failing

Asian Failing is failing to get an A or high B. If you get a low B or C, you are "Asian Failing".
Similar to getting F's in school, but relating to Asians.

Jim: Hey Daniel so what did you get on that Algebra quiz?
Daniel: I got a 92, how about you?
Jim: I got a 77, fuck I'm Asian failing.

by PhabulosoPhresh October 25, 2009