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Sean Bates

Sean Bates is a beautiful specimen with blonde hair with a average height of 5’6 to 6’3 they like to listen to Kamala Harris or like tamimpalla something like that. They also enjoy getting drunk lit Krunk and/or funky. Sean would also have a friend named Massimo that’s short and stubby or tall and lanky your choice. Sean has what one would call “rizz” and call pull most women and gay men. “If I could rate Sean I’d rate him 11/10” - some random tranny named Alex
Man I love Sean bates he is so amazing!
by Mahsee September 3, 2023
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Sean Zheng

A man who plays wapo. He often goes by Le'Sean and is quite the Alpha male.
Simba: Is that Mufasa?
Old Monkey Dude: No its Sean Zheng
by Le'Sean Zheng March 5, 2019
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Sean

Me
Sean is gay he like getting fucked by mark and starz
by Sean man November 20, 2023
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Sean

Nasty digusting drop dead ugly, only thing he is kind of good at is fortnite because he doesnt get off
dude, sean, what are you doing.
Bro sean, why did you fricking do that, bro!
by seansonford December 28, 2023
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Sean

This guy is tall and handsome. He has an amazing personality and is the funniest guy you’ll ever meet. He’s my favorite person and I wouldn’t trade him for anyone else. He is by far the best cowboy I have ever seen. He ropes bulls like a bad ass and hunts Elk like no other. I’d get on a horse with him any day;) plus, unlike all the other Sean’s his dick is as long as a horses.
I was watching that show Yellowstone and Rip looks like a total Sean!
by L.Olivia November 23, 2021
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Sean’s Razor

The opposite of Occam’s Razor - the most complicated, delusional and convuluted approach to solving any problem or understanding anything at all
That dude is so crazy. He only knows how to use Sean’s Razor to understand the world
by Beanol April 28, 2025
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Sean Snow Storm

That guy that's right there ready to swoop in on your girl the moment he sees 'trouble in paradise'. He's a homie to all the bros, just waiting for that perfect moment to be the oh so convenient rebound guy for her moment of weakness.
"Hey bro, why you hanging with my girl like a Sean Snow Storm is about to hit"
by EmKayJ January 24, 2023
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