can't walk and chew gum at the same time

A person who is extremely clumsy, or who often is sporting bandages covering minor injuries, might be said to be incapable of "walking and chewing gum at the same time".

After the third time in one month that the new office assistant was electrocuted while trying to clear a paper jam in the office copier, the supervisor shook his head and asked the Personnel office to move the employee to another department with no machinery in it, as "this guy can't walk and chew gum at the same time".

by ctsurv553 October 15, 2015

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that time of the month

The time when a women has her period.

"God is she bitchy tonight. It must be that time of the month"

by Dana Mix August 17, 2003

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time warp

It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
Put your hands on your hips
And bring your knees in tight
And then the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane...
Let's do the time warp again!

Well, I was walkin' down the street just a-havin' a think and this snake of a guy gave me an evil wink. He shook-a me up he took me by surprise, he had a motor bike and the devil's eyes...

by Gwen Stefani Grrl June 20, 2004

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Epic Meal Time

A combination of the worlds finest foods (bacon,chocolate,burgers,cheese,and bacon slices) with the worlds finest booze (Jack Daniels) and the endless creations those can bring in one amazing video which will never cease to amaze and tantalize you're taste buds. Bringing never ending bacon slices and shot after shot of JD's to you're hater dreams.

Harley:Here in Epic Meal Time we're bringing you more Bacon slices and Jack Daniels. Enough to change the game. Whatchu know about breakfast haterz?

by Loganepicmealfan September 24, 2011

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