Zombie Mom

In the fucking thick of it.
The families ride or die.

Barely sane most days.

Loving the insanity.

Trying to raise good humans.

Foregoing our happiness for yours.

Giving up our passions and careers.

Doing our best.

Giving our most.
Embracing our limit.
Accepting the reward for our sacrifices.

My wife is zombie mom and I’m so
Proud to call her mine!

by AlyDean April 7, 2022

Potato zombie

nonsense

"That's a load of potato zombie"

by Chit4brans October 15, 2020

Zombie Head

Head so aggressive it’s like your getting fellatio from a zombie.

Shayne gives such good zombie head!

by Cola54 April 12, 2021

Zombie Penis

When you cum yet get another boner 2 minutes later.

Wow Barry, i was jacking off, i came everywhere, then i got a zombie penis!

by ThiccAnimeBitches March 25, 2019

Zombie bat

Any bat infected with the rabies virus.

Stay far away from a zombie bat.

by Natural Life December 23, 2021

Zombie Butt

When your farts smell like you have been eating nothing but dead things.

For God's sake, Grandpa has straight Zombie Butt after eating nothing but Cheetos and cabbage!

by Skiddy Marx April 26, 2019

Zombie Niels

When Niels gets so drunk that the zombie inside him takes full control of his body and mind.

"How was the party last night?"
"Well, Niels became Zombie Niels and tried to steal a car, but otherwise it was good"

by Adrian1906 January 9, 2020