pish weasel

Someone who knows how to really piss you off!

The boss is being a complete pish weasel today!

by TCL&J April 19, 2018

fung weasel

A fucking busybody up and everybody's business who needs to be minding her own or his own business

Don't be such a fung weasel ,mind your own business.

by ShellBell*0ICU812 March 22, 2023

Pussy Weasel

Person who weasels out of fun shit because they are a pussy (weasel) Pussy-Weasel

“Hey you wanna sneak onto this movie set?”
“I can’t I’m scared and I also happen to be a pussy weasel”

by Don’tLookUp January 16, 2021

German Weasel Flu

a viral like flu with a sore neck, sore arm's n legs, severe headache's, chronic projectile vomiting, and severe anal leakage, this illness is only experienced by hypochondriacs.

German weasel flu

by Tobdogg October 18, 2011

Weasel wagon

Ambulance like fire engine whose members enjoy masochistic abuse and torment. They push hard and fast and allow for full chest recoil. They love chicken bacon cheese and dislike sleeping and the gym.

I couldn’t sleep cause the weasel wagon kept me up all night with their nonsense.

by Dr. Tobagen July 8, 2018

Weasel

A small, furry creature who may look innocent at first but is really a horrible, feisty, mean, crazy, ferocious animal when you get to know it.

Brian: Oh my god! I’m never going to mess with the weasel clan again!
Ryan: Why? They look so cute and innocent!

by The Weasel Clan April 20, 2018

Weasel wash

The act of washing your weiner in a sink

Man that thing stinks give it weasel wash

by Icey_dog5 June 10, 2025