Pussy Weasel

Person who weasels out of fun shit because they are a pussy (weasel) Pussy-Weasel
“Hey you wanna sneak onto this movie set?”
“I can’t I’m scared and I also happen to be a pussy weasel
by Don’tLookUp January 16, 2021
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Stream Weasel

One who saves money by cutting out cable but mooches off of others streaming services without reciprocating.
Can you believe that stream weasel brags about saving tons of money but then asks if he can have my login for Disney plus?
by RoboWeasel June 04, 2021
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Shit weasel

The little creature that crawled up inside you and died, that when you fart your friends wish they would die.
OMG Dave you stink. I think your shit weasel died.
by Selsie December 15, 2021
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Shit Weasel

A shit that looks like a long, thick, brown thing that looks like a weasel
"That shit looks like a shit weasel."
by DonDsnger December 10, 2016
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Shit Weasel

A shit that looks like a long, thick, brown thing that looks like a weasel
"That shit looks like a shit weasel."
by DonDsnger December 10, 2016
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Shit weasel

Someone who kisses up to People in hopes of getting special treatment is referred to as a shit weasel. Literally, a shit weasel rims with such enthusiasm that, well lets just say some things are best not said... Basically calling someone a shit weasel is like calling them an ass kisser, brown noser, etcetera, but moreso.
Damn that whore was a fucking shit weasel I feel so lucky to have knocked her up!
by Itssatjayuga@gmail June 11, 2019
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Snot Weasel

Any extremely wealthy person (typically billionaire and beyond) who behaves in a sneaky or manipulative manner in order to avoid following rules or laws everyone else in a society must follow while simultaneously sniveling about how much following the law costs them.
Forty years after Reagan and only ten after Citizens United, it's become crystal clear the US has a serious snot weasel infestation.

A tax return indicating no money paid out and $550M coming back in a refund could only have been filed by a kingpin snot weasel.

Snot weasels now control half the world's wealth.

It's time for the IRS to take a stand against snot weasels.
by DariaTX December 22, 2022
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