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titty goblin

1: A smaller man that is obsessed with knocking large breasts around and just getting in there for hours.

2: To Gobble or Gobbling on some large breasts. Really getting in there.
1: That guy is crazy in to cleavage. He is a huge titty goblin

2: Guy 1 - That girls melons are massive!

Guy 2 - If I was with her i'd be titty goblin

Guy 1 - Spend all my days livin up in there.

Guy 2 - I'd be like "gobble gobble gobble!"
by Rammz February 26, 2014
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titty bike

Girl on her back, boy above her head looking down her body.
Dick in her mouth and your hands on her tits squeezing them like you're riding a motorbike
So I laid her down and titty biked her like we were on the Isle of Man and it was TT week
by castleuk May 12, 2009
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titty blasted

When you chew on a girl's tits after a big night of house music.
E.g - "yeah I totally titty blasted this girl Franki after Shiba San"
by The boob man March 12, 2015
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skitty titties

When someones titties are really rough and they make a "skit" sound when they rub together
"Yo girl you have some skitty titties. I heard you on the treadmill the other day and all i heard was "skit skit skit." You might cause a fire with all that friction girl!
by pooplicker420 May 31, 2018
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gritty titties

1) Someone with an enormous chest who can not clean underneath their boobs properly so a grit begins to form there. (Including man boobs)

2) Insult; referring to a person who looks unclean.
Take a look at those gritty titties on that chick.

Tell your brother to take a bath, his gritty titties are stankin' up the place.
by Steven Earps April 14, 2007
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titty chip

A chip that falls on your titties/in your cleavage.
Shit, I just dropped a chip on my boobs. Titty chip!!!
by EL's June 7, 2017
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Titty Exam

What you do to a girl to determine size if you're blind or horny.
1. Slap her titties.
2. See if they move.
3. Run if she noticed.
* If her boobs do not move, she is either flat-chested or......you slapped the wrong spot.
* If you're blind and try this, be sure you hear a girl's voice while you're doing it.
Man: "Need a titty exam?"

Lady: "What's that?"

Man: "I'll show you."
by RebelDroomzyD June 30, 2014
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