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K.i.s.s system

K.I.S.S- keep it simple stupid

It’s a selling tactic when the seller gives the most simple information about the product so it will be easier for you to buy
K.I.S.S system in action-
Buyer: hey, can you tell me something about this dress ..?
Seller: it’s beautiful..(that’s all you need to know)
by Syd669 January 19, 2024
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Cat Distribution System

P1: Hey, there's so many cats following me around!
P2: That's because you got chosen by the Cat Distribution System.
P1: That would be nice but actually, I stole their food.
by BehindTheSlaughter January 28, 2024
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You Jack System

Also known as the “Fuck You Jack System” where a person leaves behind a mess, does a half arsed job or just blatantly doesn’t give a fuck because they don’t care about the state of the job, task or place they are working because it will be someone else’s problem when they are gone.

Basically another way to call out people for being lazy flogs.
Sparky 1 - Jeez, cleaning these cable clippings will take forever…
Sparky 2 - Nah mate hasn’t anyone told you we work on the You Jack System!!!

New worker walks into communal kitchen and finds person has used and not replaced any of the paper towel, milk and left dirty dishes behind… thinks to themselves jeez these flogs work on the You Jack System here.
by Leader of the idiot parade January 29, 2024
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Nakamotoist Monetary System

The Nakamotoist Monetary System is based on the Nakamoto Consensus and the Nakamoto Protocol, which are the underlying principles behind cryptocurrencies such as Bitcoin, Litecoin, and Dogecoin. These cryptocurrencies use a decentralized, distributed ledger system known as the blockchain, which allows them to be securely sent and received without needing a central authority or middleman. The blockchain also provides a secure, immutable, and transparent record of all transactions, allowing users to trust that their funds are secure. Additionally, the Nakamoto Protocol ensures that no one can double-spend their cryptocurrency and that all transactions are final.
The Nakamotoist Monetary System will replace fiat.
by indigo_nakamoto December 2, 2022
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System of a Down

The best fucking band to ever exist.

System of a Down is fucking amazing and hearing a song will make you orgasm

System of a Down in politically involved and makes lyrics like “banana boom boom” and it will be very deep
James:do you wanna listen to System of a Down?
Gavin: oh fuck yes
by I-love-cocks! December 28, 2022
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The bubblegum system

A system full of great people and also very comforting. The host is also very nice too :) They love anime and has hair dye all over their house. Also their hair is very cool.
The bubblegum system member’s are very comforting.
by Lilgayy November 21, 2021
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Laurenial measurement system

Laurenial measurement system is a measurement system that can is used by Laurynas. For example, in this measurement system 15 minutes is about 2 - 7 hours.
-Lauris said he will eat and come here.

-Oh, so according to the Laurenial measurement system, he will be here in about 3 hours, nice.
by zhymaa November 9, 2021
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