Mark Poole

Somebody who likes to experiment with objects in their booty

Woah, look at that mark poole, he has a cell phone up his anus

by Stonerking51 May 03, 2019

Pool Dumper

An individual who drains (dumps) water from wading pools.

When we were kids my sister was a pool dumper.

by Cmendemen February 26, 2025

Pelz Pool

SCSU Pool that can never stay clean for more than two weeks at a time. If this spicific pool needs cleaning, the only people to do so are Stacey and Brian.

If the pool is clean, it is hot as hell and there is no one to watch or make fun of.

Not a fun to walk to when it is hailing and black ice is everywhere.

by Briman December 07, 2004

Pool Noodle

Someone who is sloppy drunk

Can’t stand up straight

Someone who Wobbles

Look at this muppet, just pool noodled
This guy can’t swim, he’s noodled

by Muppet23 October 10, 2021

Pool noodle

Snake in disguise

Man: did you see that pool noodle
Other man: fuck off it bit me
Man: pool noodles are harmless relax
Other man: “dead”
Man: mate?

by boomer inc. August 14, 2021

Pool noodle

A pool noodle is a white man who likes hanging around Asian girls by the swimming pool

Omg!Look at Declan over there living life! He invited his Asian fashion class students over for a pool party and bbq. He only dates a certain type of girl now! What a pool noodle!

by Bowslosski December 27, 2023

Pool noodle

A pool noodle is a white guy that likes being around Asian women around a pool

Look at Sean over there. He’s having a backyard summer pool party with his uni students from his Asian fashion class he teaches. He’s so happy. What a pool noodle!

by Bowslosski December 16, 2023