Jason Phase

An ancient, historical myth that everyone, even men, go through a phase of liking someone named 'Jason'
Girl 1: Who do you like?
Girl 2: Jason, but he's way too hot for me and i have no chance with him :$
Girl 1: Oh, don't worry, everyone has a Jason Phase.
by hathatyagc September 18, 2011
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egyptian jason

Usually a horrible person.
Thinks the world owes him, wondering penis, Usually has shit tattoos, and even worse style in the women he shag's behind his girlfriends backs... I say girlfriends because he can't keep one for longer than a year, if he's lucky enough to make it to the year mark. Overall Egyptian Jason is not worthy of your time so stay clear.
"So I was talking to that lad the other day" "why he's such an Egyptian Jason"
by Bombajacketjune February 06, 2018
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jason ferguson

Ex-Defensive tackle for the Eagles and Dallas cowboys. Traded in 07 to the Dolphins. Replaced in Dallas by Tank Johnson. Jason Ferguson's a dynamic player that grows weaker with age.
Who starts on DT for Miami?

Man, you know thats Jason Ferguson

by The M.T. May 21, 2008
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Jason Ass

Something that would says extreme hunger, especially after consuming copious amounts of alcohol.
“Man, I’m so hungry I can eat a Jason ass.
by Kw8899 June 27, 2021
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jason gordon

Ayo you see Jason Gordon he's literally just a vibe bro
by Tetro November 19, 2019
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yandere Jason

yandere Jason is a boy that has a yandere soul in his. he will not be yandere unless there love is close in a 16 feet radius he will do every thing even if it means cutting someone in half with a frizzing gardening saw.
Yandere Jason will do anything for his love. Yes that includes throwing you off of a frizzing school building.
by sylveonmaster January 15, 2019
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Jason Demers

Literally the ugliest man out there. He’s pretty stupid and he likes to buttfuck guys. Ruins this world. Yeah I see you looking at this Jason Demers
I just watched Jason Demers trip down the stairs and fall and cry at the party. What a looser
by Ass_shiter_69 November 10, 2021
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