shrinkwrapping carpet

Performing cunnilingus vigorously.

This one time with my girlfriend, I broke my nose shrinkwrapping her carpet.
She likes getting eaten out so hard, it's like shrinkwrapping carpet.

by qwrrty May 10, 2019

stinky carpet spider

When a bitch with crabs has smell pussy

“Hey bro, she has a stinky carpet spider, don’t mess with her”

by Carpetspiderluvr July 31, 2023

paint to the carpet

it's a phrase used to indicate that someone or something is making the problem worse.

today was a bad day, and you cheating is adding paint to the carpet.

by fizarolii February 5, 2022

Dirty Carpet

Verb; The Act of rolling shit under ones Vagina

I just Gave my girlfriend a dirty Dirty carpet.

by The dirty dinosaur June 16, 2011

Carpet Streeting

Carpet Streeting is when an individual or multiple individuals cover one or multiple streets with carpets borrowed by stores. The term was coined by Thomas van Luyn a contestant on the Dutch TV show "Wie is de Mol" in episode 8 task "Carpet Diem"

We are attempting the world record for carpet streeting

by MolFan October 9, 2022

carpet crack

Someone with a hairy anus/taint.

Don’t let Joe bend over, he’s got a real carpet crack

by maxreboband October 21, 2020

Carpet muncher

A women who is attracted to another women

Maddison you’re such a carpet muncher

by Will_rice June 19, 2018