tea bag

when someone is sleeping and you drop ur pants and put your balls in their mouth

by clittney March 19, 2003

Tea Bag

When a nut sack is put into your mouth and you suck on it and make it all wet. Usually preceds anal sex.

I was takeing a shower when suddenly a vent opened up and a nut sack slowly lowered into my mouth. I sucked on it and thought "Hey...I'm being tea bagged" and then I had sex with the shower head.

by Sean April 10, 2003

Tea Bagging

Placing ones knackers on an unconscious person's forehead or face for shits'n'giggles. Usually documented through photographic evidence to maximise victim's displeasure.

"Brian got shitfaced last night, so we teabagged the fucker."

by dick hallorann September 14, 2005

cup a' tea

Expressing ones into-it-ness of a person(s) of the opposite sex.

Can also be used as a verb expressing sexual acts between the speaker and the person(s) in question. Typically, it is known as having his or her cup a' tea.

"Dude, I'd have her cup a' tea any day", "Werd."

"Man... totally cup a' tea", "Ya ya!"

"Not my cup a' tea. Totally frumpytown", "Naa, dude. I like em' frumpy!"

by Aaron & Nathan February 5, 2006

Iced Tea

A state of being tea bagged followed by ice being put into your ass.

Dude - "Why did you put your balls on his forehead and then ice in his asshole?"

Dude 2 - "Dude, I gave him an Iced Tea."

by Chilled Nuts June 18, 2011

sips tea

Meaning: As in sipping tea, when getting good gossip from a girlfriend over the kitchen table.

Usually used in social media (ie. tumblr) when posting gifs with comments about celebrity gossip. See Ristopher Tumblr about Chris Brown and Rihanna.

example:

Listens to gossip.
Responds: "Uh uh uhhhh."
Figuratively sips tea behind the computer screen with big eyes and a smirk.

by DNTWNdoll September 29, 2013

tea bagger

Uneducated, uninformed, mentally challenged, political conservative who believes we should "go back to the teachings of the USS constitution" where women, people of color, and non-land owning peasants cannot vote. Many of same can't read the US constitution, have no intellectual inquisitiveness, and attempt to cover their wanton ignorance with tough/physical posturing to purvey that since they can't make a cogent argument; they will resort to beating their intellectual superiors. Unfortunately for them, boasting of brawn further betrays their misguided and simpleton views.

After a revival meeting of the ignorant; with a sly grin, Elmer the tea bagger, wiped his chin.

by jaaxxn April 12, 2011