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Tainted swampy gooch slime

When you're gooch is tainted with with swamp slime.
Jax is a tainted swampy gooch slime.
by AustinAsh February 11, 2015
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Wat (Wet Ass Taint)

When the area between your dick and your ass is extremely moist, all the time! Also known as swamp taint or greasy taint.
Every time I watch the newest Nicholas Cage flick, I found myself with a wat (wet ass taint).
by Jetfavre July 23, 2021
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Smack My taint, n call me daddy

something you say when you are surprised/ happy about something.
"How much is this car?" -me
"$500"- man
"seriously?" "Smack my taint, n call me daddy!"-me
by Bailey Gynther February 16, 2020
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Taint

Taint
What is taint
by anonymous August 25, 2022
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taint play

To play with one’s taint
Hey babe how’s about a little taint play before bed?
by Bryerk1 June 12, 2021
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taint swaggler

a girl who rubs on your taint while you're having sex with her.
she's pretty good in bed, for a taint swaggler.

or in past tense...

that horny chick swaggled my taint lastnight.
by mr. z800 July 8, 2011
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Tainted Sausage

When you find out a guy has already slept with a close friend. (male or female, it's still sausage)
See Tainted Beef for a woman.
Dude 1 'Dude, I was gona sleep with Kyle, but then I found out you already had'
Dudette 1 'Ah man that sucks, doesn't matter though, he was tepid at best'
Dude 2 ' When a friend taints your prospect sausage it hurts hard, ahh... Tainted Sausage'
by Torakvf44 September 20, 2018
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