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Piss Monkey

piss monkey a name given to mice and rats for their constant peeing pooping and destructiveness
I smell a piss monkey and see his calling card I know hes here tearing up stuff

mouse ,rat ,squirrel ,groundhog ,chipmunk
by littlejimmie December 21, 2015
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brass monkey

a 40 of Olde English 800 mixed with some OJ.

Typically one drinks the 40 down until the beer is level with the top of the cylinder of the bottle, then fill the bottle back up to the top with orange juice.

It is a very tasty treat.

Otherwise known as the "poor man's mimosa."
You wanna hit this Cognac man?

Nah... Poor Man's Mimosas until the day I die...
by Tha Cuddla August 26, 2004
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monkey business

Monkey business describes an activity where one is up to no good, but is not doing anything too harmful. Monkey business does not cause you to get arrested but will provide a good laugh. From prank phone calls to leaving rare pepes on your friend's doorstep, monkey business is a great sleepover activity for all to enjoy!
Cindy Robes: What's the plan for Saturday night??
Mark Icecreambars: Shit's going down at Jon's place!
Jon Earwig: Yeah, we're gonna do some real monkey business!
by craZy chRi$ October 17, 2015
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Rally Monkey

The Anaheim Angels AKA The Los Angeles Angels of Anahiem rally cry which is used when the Angels need to rally for a win. Made famous during the 2002 baseball season & 2002 World Series.
"It's Rally Monkey Time!" flashed the Angels Stadium scoreboard showing a cute little monkey dressed in a Angels baseball uniform.
by BruinKiller3469 March 22, 2009
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monkeys ass

a circular bald spot on the top back part of mans head. similar to a monkeys ass "bald with hair around it".
dam that dude need to put a hat on. walking around with a monkeys ass on his head.
by bebbbbbbmmMbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb September 4, 2017
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bashing the monkey

Taking "spanking the monkey" to the next level and having an angry wank; often resulting in an extremely sore penis.
"Hey, where's Keith?"
"I heard he is upset, so odds are he is probably bashing the monkey."
by KeithTheGospelRapper September 15, 2013
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Performing monkey

Someone that would do anything to keep the guy/girl they like happy. Also involves doing almost anything that they ask without thinking and putting their needs before their own.
Steve asked me to work out his overtime for the past 6 months while I was flat out at work

Wow and you did it? Are you his performing monkey or something?!
by Pizzacat0987654321 June 5, 2014
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