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Flu Jab

When a man has sex with a woman with the intent of getting an STD to transfer to another woman, most often one who has been cheating on him previously.
"Shaniqua was fucking Daquan so I'm gonna give her a flu jab, where's that bitch with Syphilis?"
by IsopodCunt October 23, 2018
mugGet the Flu Jabmug.

Half-flu

Carl is working from home today as he has half-flu
by efsquared May 7, 2019
mugGet the Half-flumug.

Professional Flu

When you think about becoming a professional, and act like one, when in turn you are actually making yourself look like a fool. Occurs commonly in young children learning to become the next hit of a certain occupation.
"That kid wants to be the president. He has the Professional Flu, ain't that odd?"

"I better stop getting the Professional Flu, otherwise i am going to make a fool out of myself."
by Andymius September 26, 2014
mugGet the Professional Flumug.

Gay flu

That “cold” you caught at the circuit party.
Everyone at Brad and Nate’s cabin weekend caught the gay flu.
by denhiker May 28, 2024
mugGet the Gay flumug.

Labatt Blue Flu

Another term for hangover that references a popular Canadian Beer called Labatt's Blue.
Dave: Looks like Joe called in sick today?
James: Another case of the Labatt Blue Flu?
Dave: Seems that way.
by the AV Flu January 3, 2025
mugGet the Labatt Blue Flumug.

India Flu

India Flu, Also known as Bharat Influenza, is an infection of the nose, throat and lungs, which are part of the respiratory system. The India specific strain is a persistent variant that can drag on for months or years and is indicated by a near constant cough.

The primary method of contracting the India (Bharat) strain of Influenza is by working near or around India.

The first and most important step in preventing India Flu is to constantly spray Lysol around your desk and keep a mist of Lysol in the air around you.
John came home from work with a severe case of India Flu.
by Central Lexicologist November 30, 2024
mugGet the India Flumug.

border flu

Obsessed with Mexican girls. Like jungle fever, but for mexicans
Yo, I went to Miami and all them Latinas is all I could think of, I swear I got border flu now!
by The New Truth September 15, 2015
mugGet the border flumug.

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