Closet Friend

A friend that shows up to parties early, because they are insecure.
Jake showed up first, because he was afraid to bring attention to himself by arriving later:
What a closet friend:

I know right:
by Wouldn'tYouLikeToKnowWeatherbo November 11, 2020
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Closet Fambam

A person who acts like they don't care about anyone, but deep down they really do have their good friends' backs.
Guy: That kid is so mean, he only cares about himself.
Girl: That's so not true, he's my friend, and he's a total closet fambam.
by closetfambam July 20, 2010
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Closet Achiever

Closet Achiever - Overachiever on the down-low.
Closet achiever defined by actions.
When they say "oh I dont care, I just want to pass" but pissed when they miss a question or 2 in a exam
When you made an A but its a low A.
It's really "Closet Overachiever" but its that hidden so we dont put the word over-
Constantly competing when its not a competition.
When a student complains, "ooh that test was hard" but made a perfect score
by Passingscore May 6, 2019
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Moldy closet

1: I gotta hit the shower and clean out the moldy closet!
2: Baby , your hygiene sucks, I can smell the moldy closet, 2 feet away!
by CircleJ September 26, 2023
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In the closet

guy: hey wanna make out?
other guy: ...
guy: ... but not like in a gay way man
other guy: ... :(
other guy: but I wanted to in a gay way :C...
guy: *blushing* woahh man chill...
other guy: wow your that much in the closet?
guy: ...
by gaycrow May 3, 2022
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open closet relationship

(noun)

1 a : a relationship in which partners

grant permission to borrow contents of

one another's "closets" (i.e., clothing,

jewelry, assorted accessories)

: specific items may be off-limits

depending on the terms of each

individual relationship

b : open access to one another's fashion

items: closet contents
//Eryn said I could borrow anything, but Jackie and I only wear each other's jewelry in our open closet relationship.

// I've been wearing Pieper's necklace for three months and I trusted her with my favorite dress last week. Gotta love an open closet relationship!

// My outfit possibilities are boundless now that I'm in several open closet relationships with friends!!!
by peggle peege December 4, 2020
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Closet Jacker

An overly competitive alpha-male who refuses to accept defeat; or when defeated, is a total bitch about it, see also veenus master.
Once Tyrone lost by a free-throw, he's been nothing but a closet jacker in all our pickup games.
by Chuck Denniston October 5, 2018
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