Breakfast of Champions

3 bowls and box of pop-tarts
by Kraker McWhitey February 27, 2004
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Irish Breakfast

When two men are penetrating a female, one vaginally and one anally, while another female is providing oral sex to the first female and putting a finger in the ass of each man. All happening at the same time.
Man last night was crazy, me and Steve met of with these girls downtown and ended up having an Irish Breakfast!
by BigRowdy69 May 24, 2017
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breakfast of champions

when you teabag a girl while taking a dump on her chest
Person 1: What'd you do with Stacey last night?

Person 2: Mannn shittt i let her have that breakfast of champions

Person 1: man i told you that bitch was a freak
by richy34 December 13, 2010
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Balanced Breakfast

When you are doing a girl or she is giving you head, right before you cum you pull out and jiz in one of her eyes and then take a shit in the other. As the happens you must yell out BALANCED BREAKFAST!
i gave that girl a distusting diarehha balanced breakfast yesterday
by Balanced Breakfast Lover March 14, 2008
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breakfast bra

A functional peice of lingerie that can be used to eat your breakfast out of.
It saves washing up and the milk will feel nice against your skin.
WEIN: We have a Breakfast Bra. Get us eh?
JIM: A Breakfast Bra?
WEIN: Yeah. Wanna spoonful of Bran Flakes outta my left cup?
by Weiny Joy August 25, 2008
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breakfast of champions

drink up, breakfast of champions
by sixbynine July 15, 2005
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mexican breakfast

an act of oral sex taking place between 4am-1030 am.
Dude i just had the best mexican breakfast this morning.
by zackmclovin January 12, 2009
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