Grape Story

The telling of a long detailed personal story that has no relevance toward the current conversation, often said after someone tells a story about an event that happened on the weekend.

Tells irrelevant Story not related to Topic if conversation
Everyone in Group conversation
That was a grape story

by NoFootWheelie December 8, 2019

Grape

The legendary client of a multi million dollar robot invented by Da Vinci

1-"Man, I was trying to get my cancer removed but The Grape was given priority"
2-"They did surgery on a gra..."

"Shut the fuck up right now James!"

by ThatBoyFromSchool June 6, 2021

grape salad

1.a convicts dinner. since salad tossing in prison is a thing , and most do prefer grape jelly , thats a grape salad they tossin.

when buying drugs in prison , its customary for the buyer to toss the salad of the seller , with either grape jelly{for xtra flavor} or syrup. most prefer grape jelly. that is a grape salad

by the inventive incentive October 4, 2022

grape ape kush

Proper merch bud had 10 jabbas of it was pure floating

Da grape ape kush had me in the clouds lad

by Scouse boyd January 23, 2017

Canal grape

An enraged elderly human being

Oh! Watch out, we don’t want to run into those canal grapes

by Publix powdered sugar long jon January 17, 2020

Grape

The PG version of rape

Guy 1: "What are you about to do to her?"
Guy 2: "Ima bout to grape her."

by Indominus67 March 3, 2020

grape

It's the blending of the words 'gay' and 'rape'.
Most of the time alcohol is also involved in this process.

I'm about to have some grape with my feminine friend, Nick.

by Profity. Prof. Prof. October 2, 2018