Teacher

evil living thing, designed to annoy students

thats my teacher *angry face* grrrrrrrr!

by Mr man ya'll April 12, 2008

teacher

One who enjoys the company of younger people who are far more clever that s/he is but don't yet know as much.

I taught my teacher a thing or two.

by Not-so-bo-ri-ng September 30, 2003

teacher

the center of all evil

I swear, my teacher is the devil!

by Karina M April 2, 2008

English teacher

A teacher who is a feminazi boomer.

Damn, my English teacher is teaching us how to kill men.

by swimmers0115 September 23, 2019

teach you how to stunt

Brought on by 50 Cent and the whole G-Unit squad. Showing someone how to boast about what you got. Cars, Rims, Diamonds, etc...

I'll teach you how to stunt.

by atown77 April 25, 2006

teach

A term usually used as a put down to those who ask obvious questions and have their questions answered in a sarcastic way. It resembles the classic burned or owned, but more specific to question-asking. In forums "teach!" is often followed by an emoticon wearing a graduation cap and holding a pointer.

n00b: Why can't I post in the rest of the forums?

member 1: Surely you already know that after having read the rules before joining.

member 2: teach! *insert emoticon*

by ctrl-alt-delete July 21, 2008

health teacher

generally a useless occupation, that a principal can assign to himself because he is useless at everything else. Plus when you do hire a "health" teacher it usually just finished eating seven whoppers and is now telling you how to live a healthy life

"dont you hate that new fat-ass that takes up the whole hallway"
"oh you must the new health teacher"

by Scrotey McScootch February 9, 2012