Tadeo

DAMN YOU’RE FINE ASFFF IF YOU HAPPEN TO BE THE ONE WHO SITS NEAR ME IN FORENSICS THEN DAMN RAIL ME PLZZ 😫😫😫😫

“What’s your name?”
“My name is Tadeo!!”
“DAMN RAIL THE GIRL IN YOUR FORENSICS CLASS CAUSE WOAH YOUR HOT AND SHES A LITTLE FREAKYYYY”

by ballslicker9000but69 September 6, 2021

Table 116

If you visited a McDonalds in Maryland in the third week of March, and they had 'Table 116' and you felt the brail on the table, you then knew, a sped would haunt you after their near-death experience after choking on a small box of fries. You would then start seizing out, and then shortly recovery, in a repeating process. Then, You have Bobby, A McDonalds' Employee, take your receipts to make sure he got a 5 star on the customer survey rating.

They got some severe Table 116 effects.

by chingchonghoowong April 6, 2022

5th Table Leg

A meal that is so good you pop a boner. A meal that is just phenomenal! Delicious meal!!

That porkchop dinner was a 5th table leg meal!

by John Kazz September 25, 2007

professional table chef

(n.) the person you are embarrassed to go to a restaurant with because they ALWAYS send their plate back multiple times in order to get (1) a new, hot plate of food (2) free meals, desserts, coupons for future visits, etc. (3) an apology from the manager (4) put on the restaurant's 'do not serve' list

Yeah, we went downtown to that new place and she ordered a cheeseburger...she ate half and then said it wasn't cooked well enough...then when they brought a whole new one she decided she wanted cheddar and not provolone...THEN they brought that and she said the first one was better and she wouldn't pay for it...the manager came out and gave her a coupon for a free entree, apologized, and said her meal would be on the house. I can't stand professional table chefs! Go home and cook!

by leclassique November 10, 2010

food table

Shy people's favorite place to go to during parties.

I just hung out at the food table the whole time during the party

by Dubiks December 31, 2018

russian table spoon

Mixing and a table spoon of a bear fuckers pussy with a shot of vodka.

If you want to be a real gopnik, drink a Russian table spoon.

by Sdmegfi & Kdtngyai June 9, 2019

She eats me under the table

Common phrase used when describing a friend who eats a significant amount more FOOD than you do.

"Hey Mom, let me describe to you my new friend. Shes good at baking, she studies real hard, and She eats me under the table."

by Mrs Jim Halpert October 23, 2008