"Don't use the bathroom, I just took a huge trump."
"I was just walking down the street when a bird trumped in my hair."
"I was wiping, and I got trump on my hands."
"I was just walking down the street when a bird trumped in my hair."
"I was wiping, and I got trump on my hands."
by PVSD January 31, 2020
Get the Trumpmug. Some thing, action, or statement that is more stupid than anything that you could possibly imagine.
Can be used in most places where the F-word works. Adding letters to fit context is also allowed, also like th F-word.
Can be used in most places where the F-word works. Adding letters to fit context is also allowed, also like th F-word.
A: "What you’re seeing and what you’re reading is not what’s happening" B: "Ok, Trump"
A: "Injecting a cleaning product into your body might be able to cure COVID-19". B: "Are you trumping kidding me?"
A: "Did you know that if you connect any three stars, it makes a triangle in the sky?" B: "That is very trumplishly insightful." or "That is very insightful, Trump"
A: "Injecting a cleaning product into your body might be able to cure COVID-19". B: "Are you trumping kidding me?"
A: "Did you know that if you connect any three stars, it makes a triangle in the sky?" B: "That is very trumplishly insightful." or "That is very insightful, Trump"
by WhatAtime2Balive April 24, 2020
Get the Trumpmug. when taking a shit, u shit all over the floor. You then rub it around the floor using your shoe as shitting on something is not enough. Rubbing it in is where it is.
I went to Stacies party last night. Some one did a trump. It was so foul. There was shit in the carpet from the bedroom to the stairs.
by smelly trump April 17, 2018
Get the trumpmug. 
by Dairycartel389 May 31, 2023
Get the Trumpmug. by acogaldile October 27, 2017
Get the Trumpmug. An egotistic satanist who wants to whipe our the worldwide black population and cause a third world war because he is bored.
Jeff: "Bruh Donald Trump won the second term." 😭😫
Me:"NOOOOOO GOD WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO US????!"
Jeff: "Oh shit, I saw some houses in Canada that are In sale! And there are two job offers for us man! One company saw we immediately resigned and wants us for the job!!"
Me: "And I take that back."
Me:"NOOOOOO GOD WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO US????!"
Jeff: "Oh shit, I saw some houses in Canada that are In sale! And there are two job offers for us man! One company saw we immediately resigned and wants us for the job!!"
Me: "And I take that back."
by Tapisidou November 5, 2020
Get the Trumpmug.