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squash squash

her pussy stank, so she got the douche and went squash squash
by jay2themothafuknp June 8, 2009
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squat surfing

the act of surfing the web whilst sitting on the toilet making poops
Today I updated my status on facebook while squat surfing
by The Situjason December 22, 2009
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Squat Bucket

a derogatory insult that can be used as an alternative for douche bag.
Man, my boss is being a totally squat bucket today he can suck my asshole.
by nikkikins28 May 22, 2011
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squat

To dwell with the universe amidst its adversities. To find one's center. To dwell, in silence, with your best friend until stars, stream or stirring evoke conversation.
Informal: "Hey man, let's cop a squat"; or Formally: "Do you have time for a squat?"
by mr juggly December 16, 2011
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squat box

When someone takes a shit while another person is showering
While I was taking a shower my roomate squat boxed me
by Execsec69 November 9, 2013
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squash monkey

The feeling a gay guy gets when he sees a man and gets erect.
Gay guy 1: look at that guy over there I obviously have a squash monkey
Gay guy 2: omg thanks for pointing that out
by james2187 June 2, 2014
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Squatana

Katanas for your squad
Nigga let's go to Earthbound and get a Squatana.
by PimpDaddyFresh March 7, 2015
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