squash squash

the noise the douche makes

her pussy stank, so she got the douche and went squash squash

by jay2themothafuknp June 8, 2009

squat surfing

the act of surfing the web whilst sitting on the toilet making poops

Today I updated my status on facebook while squat surfing

by The Situjason December 22, 2009

Squat Bucket

a derogatory insult that can be used as an alternative for douche bag.

Man, my boss is being a totally squat bucket today he can suck my asshole.

by nikkikins28 May 22, 2011

squat

To dwell with the universe amidst its adversities. To find one's center. To dwell, in silence, with your best friend until stars, stream or stirring evoke conversation.

Informal: "Hey man, let's cop a squat"; or Formally: "Do you have time for a squat?"

by mr juggly December 16, 2011

squat box

When someone takes a shit while another person is showering

While I was taking a shower my roomate squat boxed me

by Execsec69 November 9, 2013

squash monkey

The feeling a gay guy gets when he sees a man and gets erect.

Gay guy 1: look at that guy over there I obviously have a squash monkey
Gay guy 2: omg thanks for pointing that out

by james2187 June 2, 2014

Squatana

Katanas for your squad

Nigga let's go to Earthbound and get a Squatana.

by PimpDaddyFresh March 7, 2015