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goon squaded

When you are about to talk to a cute girl who is sitting alone and then all of a sudden a large group of guys surround her to try and get her.
I was going to go talk to that girl sitting alone during lunch but then she got goon squaded by 5 guys.
by Slumpyman November 8, 2015
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Times Square

When a male squats over his sleeping partner with a flashlight shining on his balls. He then tickles her face until her eyes open. When they do he starts counting down like NYE on New Years while lowering his balls closer to her face. When his balls land on her face he screams "Happy New Year!"
I was feeling festive last night and gave Karen a Times Square while she was sleeping.
by Bworum November 14, 2011
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Red Square

Red Sqaure is a premix alcoholic drink with caffine and vodka (this is the basic ingredients) There are different Red Squares. The basic Red Sqaure is Red Square: Reloaded, aka the vodka + caffine. Red Sqaure: Irn Bru. Hey I can't make a list of them :) IT would be too long.
Step 1:Drink about 20-30 of them
Step 2:Make sure you get laid
Step 3:You better find a condom on the floor or you're in deep shit.
by HarryPothead February 9, 2003
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Peasant to the square root of infinity

One who was once the king of his job and now has been demoted to the lowest level of mankind
I used to be a director, but I am now a lab bitch, a Peasant to the square root of infinity!
by JDUB21 April 24, 2007
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Cheyenne Squaredance

Similar to the Tulsa Twostep. Two women lay side by side, in opposite directions and then insert both pairs of feet into each other's rectums and vaginas at the same time. They then attempt to moonwalk.
I watched your mom and your sister doing the old Cheyenne Squaredance last night. Well, actually, I paid them to do it.
by rectacular March 25, 2008
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hip... to be a square

a popular activity on the popular kids show seseme street... with squares jumping around (orange squares) telling each other how HIP they are.
"you're so hip... to be a square"
by Juivemaster September 21, 2004
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a square

"Yo you got any squares" or
" do you want a square ?"
by The OG Dank June 25, 2016
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