spring break fever

The feeling of unrest that students get the Friday before a major break.

There was an exam today, but I couldn't focus due to spring break fever.

by ChameleonDragon March 6, 2020

Springfield Deep Clean

When a man inserts Doritos into his cock and his bitch sucks the shit out

Man 1: Dude bruh my girl gave me the Springfield Deep Clean last night
Man 2: Dude bruh did it hurt?
Man 1: It felt like razor blades summoned by the elder Gods ripped through my urethra and into my cum slut’s tight lips, bro

by KingofWheat July 3, 2020

Springing a Half Chub

When you're laying on the couch or like literally doing anything or nothing at all and out of nowhere your dick gets medium hard

I hate springing a half chub in the middle of watching the news

by pa1patin3didn0thingwr0ng August 27, 2020

Springhole

Colloquialism for Springfield, MO. A town defined by its violence, huge homeless population, and bigotry. Once you're here, it's hard to leave, despite how shitty a place it is to live.

I can't wait to get the fuck out of Springhole!

by Word puncher December 23, 2020

Spring Clan

A cult built on weirdos. The tend to often make fun of people and pretend to be better than everyone else. They are ran by a want-to-be god.

Person: Did you see smoke in the woods last night?

Person 2: Don’t worry, it was just Spring Clan.

by Markisgreatmarkisgod January 1, 2021

Spring ZeoWorks

spring is so cool and has sex everyday and goes out with moni moni so cool and hot marries spring and they sex!! spring is spring like springbonnie from five nights of freddy’s (FNAF) and also season spring because he’s so cool and fresh like spring!!!

saying spring isn’t cool is NO AND BAD!!!!!!

Look it’s a Spring ZeoWorks!

by Pendosahskal January 27, 2021

Spring Breeding

The event that occurred over the course of spring 2021 where millennials in a massive wave achieved their best orgasm since the beginning of March 2020 thanks to Covid 19. This occurrence is due to the massive amount of young individuals posting their vaccination cards on dating apps and websites.

My roommate abandoned me tonight for quarentined March madness. He must be partaking in spring breeding due to his j&j shot.

by Plasticnose April 8, 2021