shits and gigs

When one is so high that when one giggles the rectum is forced open by a large amount of force which causes one to spray SHIT from the anus hole to a range of up to 11.6 feet.

sassy: OI MATE ya fuckin druggo, last night was all fuckin shits and gigs

lez: bloody oath M8 even Norton was gettin into it!

by kskdidns November 29, 2013

beer shits

what one gets from drinking (1) lonestar beer.

damn i got lonestar syndrome! (beershits)

by alex January 17, 2005

Shitskabob

Shitskabob= The surprise on the end of your penis after butt lovin

Uhh, honey, maybe next time you should drop a deuce before we have butt lovin because you just gave me a shitskabob

by 4th-axis June 25, 2009

the shits

A slurred form of "the shit". Refferring to something of great coolness.

Implementing A* in less than 5 minutes is the shits!

by Bungalow Bill October 27, 2002

shits

more than one shit

"Shits been happening to me today. I failed the math test, a creep gave me a creme brulee, and my roommates left feces on the floor!"

by noshits November 8, 2011

Shitsack

Shitsack, when used as a word only for men with huge ballsacks, you shit on you ballsack.

Dad: I just fucking shat all over my fucking balls
Son: ha ha, now that is called a shitsack

by Bosty April 26, 2017

Jerkoff Shits

When ur jerking off on the toilet then you have to shit or vise versa.

Oh my lord dude While I was jerkingoff I had to shit. I got the Jerkoff shits

by Dirkypoo69 October 8, 2017