sifted

Another word for pissed off, rattled or just angry

man hes sifted or man im sifted cuse i faild my test

by -dil December 18, 2008

Snifty Five

- of or pertainiing to Fifty-five
-the number coming between fifty- five and sixty-five
-a very fucked up number
-a red neck slang

-"...Fifty- Five, Snifty Five, Sixty-Five..."
-"I had five cans of beer yesterday...SNIFTY-FIVE!"

by Spacewiz May 17, 2010

Shifty

1) To be relating to or acting like Hans
2) To be sketchy or shady

That guy Hans, always wearin his glasses inside and whatnot, looks like hes hella shifty!

by Hanz-Viktor October 1, 2014

Chauffer Shift

1. A work shift where a co-worker schedules you the exact same shift as themselves or another co-worker so that it conviently works out for them that you can give them a ride to and from work.

2. This usually occurs when co-workers have no car or their driving privlages have been suspended so the person with the chauffer shift is guilt tripped into going out of their way to pick them up and take them home. Only rarely are they offered gas money for their generosity, it is just expected of them.

Emily: "Hey, you and I just happen to have the exact same shift as each other tomorrow, I didn't realize I did that when I wrote the schedule. Crazy."

Jessica: "Yep."

Emily: "Well since we're going in at the same time is it cool if you swing by and pick me up on your way to work?"

Jessica: Sighing..."Yeah, I guess so." Sigh "Damn chauffer shifts." (mutters under breath)

by 12548SSSS June 3, 2011

triple shift

Having sex with 3 different woman in a 24 hour period.

Danny is killed it with ladies, he pulled off a triple shift yesterday.

by AxelRugger May 27, 2016

gear-shift greeting

A playful alternative to shaking hands, this hearty/jovial "hello" gesture entails grabbing yer friend's toes in each hand and yanking his feet back and forth like transmission-levers.

I love giving gear-shift greetings to pretty girls whom I meet; not only does it elicit delighted/amused giggle-fits outta dem, but it also usually makes dem comfy wif having me handle their cute tootsies, and so they generally are then okay wif letting me give dem foot-rubz. as well.

by QuacksO March 27, 2019

reality shifting

a trend mentally ill teenagers took action in . they say they can move their subconscious or consciousness across the multiverse (lets not forget the universe is absolutely huge , over billions of light years huge and thats just OUR ONE universe alone) .. in reality this is just plain delusion and i will never understand how someone can believe that lol. they also refer to CIA documents and quantum jumping which have nothing to do with their version of “reality shifting” and doesnt prove any of what theyre saying to be real . (most havent even read the CIA documents) anyways , i suggest please stop doing this because it can damage you mentally and this is not a safe way to cope ..

friend : “bro have u heard about reality shifting??”
me : “yes .. do u believe what they say ?”
friend : “nah bro its a whole bunch of unrealistic bs”
me : “ikrr thats what i be telling them but they dont seem to understand..”
friend : “they need therapy .. they're js damaging their mental health even more by trying to escape this reality.”

by sshatrvb August 18, 2023