by Icanbeyouremotionalsperm October 14, 2013
Get the emotional spermmug. When one gets a girl pregnant and 7 months later, once she is well into the third trimester, that same individual has sex with the same girl, pulls out and spaffs on her pregnant belly and then says "hey look, a sperm whale".
by Pregosaurus13 January 2, 2021
Get the Sperm Whalemug. Very ugly, thinks they're mature for their age, is a man, denies being a femboy, moms dead, usually owns a meme page or memes are trash, reuses the same memes daily, very ugly, has a 1000+ followers but gets 80 likes, ex-girlfriend says the nword (isn't black), uses sad qoutes un-ironically, a catfish, fucks their car, has bad music taste, either nasty hair or is bald (probably has lice) no wrists, car smells like pine trees, asks for hugs on your birthday, ugly is contagious, claims to be very depressed, posts the same picture on their feed, is either rewlly fat or too scrawny, disables comments and untagged themselves from posts, probably homophobic but is in the closet, very ugly
by anonymous October 7, 2020
Get the Sperm spit sackmug. ‘noun’ : ‘a person who tends to dab sperm on another person after ejaculation. Typically applied on the back, around the rib cage and the buttocks.’
by BillithandJephphy November 23, 2023
Get the sperm slappermug. This challenge involves the ejaculation of semen into the empty milk container 2 times a day for a month. Store the sperm milk container in the refrigerator. On the last day of the month, we swallow everything.
Mike: My stomach hurts
Nick: What happened?
Mike: I did Sperm Shooter September
Nick: You are so dump
Nick: What happened?
Mike: I did Sperm Shooter September
Nick: You are so dump
by Anonim1010 November 7, 2022
Get the Sperm Shooter Septembermug. by BIGPUSSYDESTROYER25 November 23, 2021
Get the Spermmug. 