smooth

if someone asks you to smooth, you must immediately say yes or there are bad consequences.

you can also ask someone to 'smooth sesh'
this in NO way means SEX!

smooth sesh is something special done with three or more people.

hey jay, wanna come smooth with me and phan later!
totally hop in🙄

by 0bstacle April 9, 2021

a scothern

The action of replying to a letter, email or text at least 3 days after it was sent.

oh i see you pulled a scothern on me.

by nick marshall April 6, 2007

The Smooth Cheddar Attack

A sexual instance wherein the penetrating party - while in doggie style position- abruptly and unexpectedly dispenses easy cheese into the anus of the recipient while simultaneously having intercourse with the vagina. It is often encouraged to punch the female in the face afterwards as an assertion of dominance.

Hey man wtf I'm tryin to munch on these crackers; where's my easy cheese?

About that yo, you remember Helga? She came over last night and I ended up giving her the smooth cheddar attack, complete with a punch to the face.

by Big chees3 September 18, 2013

Sleeping sloth 77

A idiot who smells like cheese and can’t shave properly

Ya boi: That girl is Emma is a disgusting sleeping sloth 77

Ya boi 2: yeah I know, how vile

by Smelly not July 23, 2020

Sloth

A mischevious creature featured in the movie "The Goonies". He is deformed and likes chocolate. His friend is Chunk.

"Man, I have nightmares about Sloth coming to get me."

by Pr0ph3t March 28, 2003

Smooth As Butter

A term used to describe how amassing a person looks. Specifically people named Aidan

Man Aidan looks so smooth as butter right now

by Amazing Boulder Boy6969 February 16, 2020

cheese-sloth

A derogatory term for a slow-moving, large woman who enjoys eating cheese, so much so, that she gains weight constantly. Most cheese-sloth tend to have nervous habits as well and smoke pot before eating their cheese. Similar to a grease-puss, but more focused on the cheese-eating habits of larger women.

Buddy #1: 'Did you hear what the cheese-sloth did today, brother?'
Buddy #2: 'No, what did that fat-ass do, dude?'
Buddy #1: 'Witnessed her drink a coffee cup of melted Velveeta, eat a wheel of Brie, and a half-pound of cheddar, dawg, can you believe it? She's so damn fat from all of that cheese, man!'
Buddy #2: 'It's a shame, bro, is she still smoking an ounce of pot every 2 or 3 days too?'

by coozehound72 August 17, 2010