National Slow Friend Day

A national holiday to honor your slowest, dumbest friend

"Happy National Slow Friend Day Elda, from yours truly!"

by filthy mexican May 9, 2022

Slow

Karine.

“Yo bro….what does it mean if someone calls you slow?

“You’re acting like Karine…”

by Drake_fan20.o May 11, 2022

Slow Cocking

A male friend slowly and sternly pretending to jerk off a very long big cock infront of someone in a lunch room.

Simone was slow cocking infront of her friends over lunch

by Kaitiedid September 24, 2022

Slow Soap

A dramatic production that presents all the tropes of television soap operas but is performed at half the speed and often filmed with a shallow depth of field.

The show wan a gazillion accolades but was basically a slow soap rom-com.

by dizzyvision September 29, 2022

Slow

Nyella. simply nyella.

Nyella is very slow

by Fate. January 16, 2022

Slow

Being so dumb

Are you slow Janiah??

by Czech May 20, 2022

slow drip

A relatively dank drip or very stylish and effective outfit for a current occasion or lack thereof.

Manuel was going to be wearing his best clothes so Leon decided to go to the mall for a slow drip.

by slow drip May 23, 2022