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blood scale

The name that belonged to a true warrior,

misunderstood was he.

he harmed no child nor creature,

the true dovahkiin.
Blood scale would've done that differently....

the true nords of skyrim bow down to blood scale...
by 0n556 February 8, 2017
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1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale

A mind scale on how hot/ugly the female is
Example of 1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale

Damn! Look at jade shes a 10!!

Eww that ugly girl over there isn't even a 1!
by HotCockSandwhich October 1, 2016
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Kinsey Scale

The Kinsey Scale is an apparatus, somewhat resembling a standard bathroom scale, which quantifies whether its user is light in the loafers. Before deployment, each Kinsey scale is taken to gay saunas and drag queen shows to be carefully calibrated, based on this standard:

0 Exclusively heterosexual
1 Predominantly heterosexual, only incidentally homosexual
2 Predominantly heterosexual, but more than incidentally homosexual
3 Equally heterosexual and homosexual
4 Predominantly homosexual, but more than incidentally heterosexual
5 Predominantly homosexual, only incidentally heterosexual
6 Exclusively homosexual

The result, on a scale of zero to six, is displayed using the six colours of the Baker pride flag. If the user is entirely light in the loafers, all six colours will illuminate like a rainbow; if the user is entirely straight, the whole display fades to monochrome.
I picked up a used Kinsey Scale in a local department store as part of an ongoing promotion, in which clients are encouraged to collect Kinsey points and redeem them for valuable prizes. Apparently Ellen, the lady on the telly, managed to collect all six Kinsey points and redeem them for a toaster oven - so maybe that's the incentive I should try next?

There's also the Klein Scale, which runs from one to seven on multiple factors, including whether the user is wearing Calvin Klein or BumChums as undergarments. A bit more complex, but it seems to have a few interesting possibilities.
by bitchuck August 24, 2024
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ho scale

a scale of 1:87 to the real thing
Such as: person 1: Hey what scale do you use on your layout(model railroad table)?
person 2: I use ho scale my favorite type of train is my narrow gauge logging train witch is 1:87 scale
by The_Conducter April 20, 2018
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The Prom Night Scale

A Rating Scale ranging from 1-10 used to judge the attractiveness of a female based on how good she would look if she was going to prom.

To calculate a Prom Night rating one must account for professionally done make-up and hair. Spray-tan, self-tanner and other skin enhancing products must be accounted for as well.

Normal Female 1-10 Scale Conversion rate: +2 per point.

Jenny real world: 6
Jenny at prom: 8
Tom: Yeah, I met Jeff's sister the other day.

Mike: Oh yeah? Is she pretty good looking?
Tom: Eh, she's probably an 8 on the Prom Night Scale. .

Mike: That's not too bad if you see her at a wedding.
by JebusHoles December 12, 2016
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low-scale

alternative form of low-key; not intense and lacks modesty
(1) ah! this is low-scale funny
(2) You're low-scale cute, to be frank.
by ajain983 April 30, 2021
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random scale

The Random Scale or, The R.R. System is the measure of how random to Right a person is. On a line scale, the middle point is neutral. The other end on the left is Random, and the space between the neutral and the random is "neutral random". On the right of Neutral, is the "Right" ppl. Between the Right and the neutral is "neutral Right". (see eg.1 for a better understanding..)
Random Ppl can have a level of seriousness. They they move slowly up the scale but still maintain a level of randomness.
When right ppl attempt to be random, then the scale swtiches! This is called The Switch
eg.1
Random person:..i have a pineapple...and it is pink..=D
Right person: ..Rigggghhhht
(By saying a random coment to someone, u can determine wether they are random or right by their answer)
by *WiCkeD* March 22, 2005
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