Satanic Magick

Usage of societal norms and expected thought structures or mental models of individuals to confuse, entire, educate, or solve the emotional woes of individuals through interpersonal psychological interaction and manipulation.

A proof of competence and experience in a field, profession, or social group.

Only an idiot would understand it.
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"No one ever speaks about Satanic Magick, only movie magic!"
"And I bet you think all white women have blond hair and black women wear hoop ear rings, huh?"
Satan wins again!
by KarmaLog July 04, 2018
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Satan's Punch

FUCK! MY UNDERWEAR IS COVERED IN SATAN'S PUNCH! SHIT!
by BigGLizzy69 August 27, 2019
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satan rail

The act of Railing your significant other with such anger or fury one could question whether you are possessed by the Devil himself or other Demonic Spirit. Typical signs of Satan Railing are violent shaking of the bed, depth of penetration and the eyes of the Railee rolling up profoundly into the skull whilst holding onto the headboard
She annoyed me earlier, so when we went to bed I really Satan Railed her and got my aggression out.
by byte_574 April 18, 2024
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Satans Kiss

The act of fining yourself a paper cut on the tip of you dick and then fucking a lemons socks off. You finish by blowing your bloody acidic cum load in your bitches mouth.

This is used as a for of punishment like revenge sex
I got satans kiss last night for cheating. I couldn't get the bloody out of my teeth for hours
by CUMNUGGET June 02, 2017
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Satan’s muzzleloader

A gay sex position where you give him baked beans and put a bag of skittles in his asshole, then that’s when you fuck him and nut in his asshole and then after pull out so hard you prolapse him. After that you use his prolapsed anus to masturbate him and collect his semen In his asshole. After that put the prolapsed anus in your mouth like it’s a cock and tickle his taint to loosen his bowels which will result in shit, cum, blood and skittles to be chewed into a delicious brown paste.
Hey I gave your dad Satan’s muzzleloader last night.
by Trulldull October 07, 2023
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satan sakes

It's an alternative for god's sake, but used by more satanic people and or people trying to get others attention whom are religious.
For example "Gosh John, why did you not go to the church of theistic satanism last night for Satan Sakes?"
by FortOfDoom September 15, 2014
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