beat salad

An extension of beat, its another, more extreme way of discussing the unattractivenes of a woman.

Best used when extending the pronounciation of the second 'a' in 'salad'.

She might have a dope body, but that girl's face is beat salad.

by friarsams May 2, 2005

Japanese Caesar Salad

This where a woman will suck your cock till you cum in her mouth. Then you take a turkey baster and suck the gizz from the mouth. Place the woman on her back and roll over so her ass is up in the air and she balances with legs folded back over. Insert the turkey baster into ass hole and squeeze the gizz into the ass. Then place your favorite serving plate under the junk hole and have the lovely lady shit the gizz out onto the plate. There you go; you are now serving Japanese Caesar Salad.

We were invited to the Johnsons tonight for "Japanese Caesar Salad".

by Toecrib December 6, 2009

Weiner Salad

A name given for anybody that has ever had their athletic cup shattered by a ball put through a pitching machine

"Hey Chaz, did you see Weiner Salad? He asked me for this bag of ice for his nuts"

by John Marano August 30, 2006

salad tossing

to throw various greens around

I enjoy tossing salads frequently

by Assmuffer March 28, 2005

Scrap Salad

Salad made from any left over scraps of food. Most commonly made when attending other peoples barbeque as an offering, though can be made for ones self with the contents of an almost bare fridge.

Hey we have nothing to take to Barry's BBQ tonight. That's OK, I'll make a scrap salad.

by eskimokahoona November 7, 2010

House Salad

Hosting a house party whereby in addition to drinking, partying and other debauchery, you offer up your wife's or girlfriend's ass to your guests for a little hot, juicy, tangy tossed salad action.

Everyone always looked forward to the spread at Howard's Super Bowl party. While renowned for the food, his parties were best known for the serving up of the House Salad at half time. The ribs weren't the only thing served up tangy in the last half of the game.

by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2015

Salad Dipper

The act of testing out the salad (anus)before tossing it by dipping your finger in it then licking it.

Before tossing Bob's salad, Courtney pulled the old salad dipper trick to taste what she was about to munch on.

by dirtydeeznuts August 23, 2006