Salty Lunker

Slang for large heavy penis.

Man, my back hurts from carring this Salty Lunker around everywhere

by tsukisan December 17, 2012

safety check

The act of going to the toilet because the impending fart is untrustworthy.

Good thing I did a safety check; there was some poop in that fart.

OR

I didn't need that safety check; that fart was all air.

by Col_Fury January 16, 2014

Salty Carl

Two lesbians piss on each other's pile of shit (must be three feet high), roll around in it repeatedly then scissor, while a man named Carl cums in one's ear. Then a Mexican masked pro-wrestler jumps on the fatter lesbian's stomach and head dives into the skinnier lesbian's pussy. Then she performs a Mexican masked pro-wrestler child birth into previously stated pile of shit and piss.

Two lesbians piss on each other's pile of shit (must be three feet high), roll around in it repeatedly then scissor, while a man named Carl cums in one's ear. Then a Mexican masked pro-wrestler jumps on the fatter lesbian's stomach and head dives into the skinnier lesbian's pussy. Then she performs a Mexican masked pro-wrestler child birth into previously stated pile of shit and piss. Now you've performed the "Salty Carl."

by Carlz Salty May 5, 2014

Salty Burger

To pass gas in a short woman's mouth while waiting in line at a merchandise gift shop. The key is to fart in the woman's mouth while stepping on her toe, causing her to open her mouth and accepting the fart spray directly into her mouth. Apologize for stepping on her toe, and simply walk away.

"I was standing in line at the gift shop, and totally gave the short Spanish woman behind me a salty burger" burgerfartmouthchokegagchewygas

by NaughtyBits April 21, 2015

safety shoes

Flip flops, open toe sandals, canvas shoes, or anything else totally inappropriate to wear while welding, operating heavy machinery, etc.
See also safety squint osha safety nazi

I've got my safety shoes on.

by butrejp November 23, 2015

Salty Spittoon

When you’re eating your chick out with a massive dip in your mouth. Then spitting the lip juice up her cunt.

Jack: “I just bought this log of Copenhagen”
Tyler: “nice what are you going to do with it?”
Jack: “give your mom a salty spittoon”
Tyler: “now that’s just nasty”

by Ricky nards November 9, 2017

safiyahing

the act of being so tired that you just want to bitch about everything, but you end up only annoying yourself

I didn't sleep well last night, i'm really safiyahing!

by RottenApple00 November 26, 2017