Girl: "So what does this make us?"
Guy: "Well damn that blowjob was off the chain so I guess you're a Slut Bagel now"
Girl: "Fuckin sweet"
Guy: "Well damn that blowjob was off the chain so I guess you're a Slut Bagel now"
Girl: "Fuckin sweet"
by Cadet McDaddy October 1, 2016
Get the Slut Bagelmug. (n): One who is a dumping ground for semen or other bodily fluids. This individual usually has poor hygiene resulting from large amounts of alcohol consumption. A trashbag slut could be found at low end parties drinking a variety of alcoholic beverages and packing as much penis into her/him as psychically possible. Rarely do trashbag sluts give any to little thought about who they sleep with. This could be because of one or two things. One because of strict parental units or two because the alcohol they've consumed has wiped their memory clean. Trashbag sluts model themselves after the late and great Ke$ha spelled with a dollar sign. She is what they refer to as a lyrical genius due to the relatable lyrics found in her songs.
by Someone who hates Ke$ha'smusic July 7, 2011
Get the trashbag slutmug. by Flyby February 18, 2005
Get the Overtime slutmug. The sophomore sluts are high school girls who somehow over the summer transform from awkward freshman girls into curvy, giggling, glittered up, party skanks. It is unknown how this transformation occurs, but top scientists theorize that it is some sort of witchcraft that causes the metamorphosis into a sophomore slut. They can be identified by their shorts that leave half of their ass hanging out, cheap multi-colored hair extension, and trashy tramp stamps. They are a senior girls worst enemy as they make it their personal mission to claim the senior guys for themselves, and seem to hold some magical allure for such guys.
Senior Girl: God, this skank just stole my boyfriend! We've been together since freshman year, how can he just leave me for some sophomore?
Wise Friend: She must be one of the Sophomore Sluts. Trust me, there was nothing you could do. He just can't help it.
Wise Friend: She must be one of the Sophomore Sluts. Trust me, there was nothing you could do. He just can't help it.
by Funnylover May 8, 2014
Get the Sophomore Slutsmug. by A Thousand June 21, 2003
Get the social slutmug. sort of like a myspace whore but usually worse.
myspace whores usually post nude or almost nude pictures on myspace.
but myspace sluts do the same thing.
but going further by actually fucking someone they met on myspace.
myspace whores usually post nude or almost nude pictures on myspace.
but myspace sluts do the same thing.
but going further by actually fucking someone they met on myspace.
See that girl over there?
She is such a myspace slut.
She hooks up with random guys she met on myspace.
She is such a myspace slut.
She hooks up with random guys she met on myspace.
by Marisa Mafiga April 14, 2007
Get the myspace slutmug. A female, usually possessing saggy tits, a flat ass, and an ugly face, and feels she has something to prove by fucking anything with two legs or batteries. She will try to sleep with your boyfriend with no success, and when she enters a room, it clears out most efficiently, due to the smell of rotting fish. Desperate, horny guys are her prey of choice, but she occasionally with settle for another slut bag to ensure that she's still the topic of discussion by the people she percieves to be her friends, but who in reality, like her as much as they'd enjoy a bout of gonnoreah. Guys who have slept with her won't own up to it, unless they're making fun of her, and were really tanked at the time of social suicide. Her best attributes can only be seen when beer goggles are an understatement. Beware to all, for the slut bag is everywhere, and the only warning of her approach is the stench of STD's and other vial smelling things, such as the trap that lays between her legs. Ye be 'fore warned.
by Jenny Bear December 10, 2004
Get the slut bagmug.