Roberto

A guy with a very big d**k like the eiffel tower.

Who is that guy with the big dick?
A it's Roberto.

by destroyer445566 November 21, 2021

Roberto

Despite being questioned for taking away the cooler, Roberto will never do so as he is a cool guy who will never leave the party without ice.

Roberto, did you take away

by Mdrgl November 22, 2021

Roberto

Wise, friendly, strong, gentle and easygoing. He can be annoying but the more you get to know him, the more attached you will be. He’s quick to finding solutions and gets things done. Most importantly he possesses a monster shlong. Some may refer to him as the human tripod but that is just his shmeat.

Roberto is my lord and savior.

by Sky4geezy November 22, 2021

Roberto Gjoka

Tall guy w a big dick, he funnier than a mf, he aint no simp & also strong as hell could prob body a gorilla w his bare hands.

Wow i went w Roberto Gjoka and he wrecked my pussy

by HIs sidechick November 23, 2021

Roberto

Kalie fine ahh husband 😘

Kalie and Roberto make pretty babies 😂❤️

by PettyK November 23, 2021

Robert Vlad

a stinky romanian who is stuck at plat 2 because he has no game sense. he also likes wanking off with razor blades glued to his hands. can never have a positive kd.

Girl 1 : "Oh my god! Robert Vlad is such a smelly boy, I love him so much!"
Girl 2 : "Eve shut the fuck up."

by ball licker 5000 January 17, 2022

RobertJr

The Commanding officer of Education Training Services in the British Army, He is extremely strict and disciplined, He's a big boy, He used to be the EST Executive Officer before becoming the Commanding Officer, RobertJr is so emotional that he cried over spiderman no way home, He's loved and respected by everyone in the ETS, one of the best generals in the British Army history.

Drill Instructor: Sir, I want to report a SDI.
RobertJr: Follow the chain of command.

by xLoserV January 24, 2022