A large assemblage of shit located in the yard of someone suspected of being a redneck (see white trash). Specifically, outdated or otherwise useless mechanical contraptions associated with being a hick and/or the killing and skinning of deer, relocating of one's mobile home, etc.
"Holy shit did you see that redneck apparatus?"
"It's a good thing this trailer park doesn't have regulations on redneck apparatus, or I wouldn't be able to keep that old refrigerator tied to a 1988 Ford Festiva that I use to skin deer in the front yard."
"It's a good thing this trailer park doesn't have regulations on redneck apparatus, or I wouldn't be able to keep that old refrigerator tied to a 1988 Ford Festiva that I use to skin deer in the front yard."
by ROMOS November 05, 2006
People obsessed with the Texas Rangers and continue to post unnecessary Facebook statuses when no one else cares about it!
by Journey Henley April 03, 2011
I was running late for my meeting the other morning, so to save time I grabbed the baby wipes and took a Redneck Shower before getting dressed.
by JB9903 September 09, 2016
by redneck lady February 28, 2010
Some one who cleaning there bike for hours on end and takes great pride in doing so. Is not like most rednecks keeps things nice.
by love87 June 15, 2014
get some cruise pussy. then hit that all u can stomach buffet on the boat. smoke a stogie. sleep. dream of that sweet perfect ass of the girl you work with. wake up in a pool of cum. take a shit. make gf smell it. laugh. smile.
by DirtyJman August 13, 2011
by TERminalambiaNCe August 29, 2012